384 definitions by Dick Onchin
A poor ass sap of a male that gets his nuts handed to him every time he turns around from an overwhelming bitch of a spouse.
Here comes brewed nuggets. Poor guy can’t even go get a beer with us without his old lady bitching.
I was a brewed nuggets for about 6 months till I finally dumped her ass.
I was a brewed nuggets for about 6 months till I finally dumped her ass.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.
I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.
by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020
That brown sheen of shit juice and remnants clinging to the penis after a surprise railing of your girl’s or guy’s ass.
Gimme a towel so I can wipe off this rail fudge.
My Grindr date left me with a mess of rail fudge.
The old lady was bent over so I just went in for the old rose bud and railed her turd chute till it was hanging out like a sock but she left me with some thick rail fudge. Could have scraped it off with a butter knife.
My Grindr date left me with a mess of rail fudge.
The old lady was bent over so I just went in for the old rose bud and railed her turd chute till it was hanging out like a sock but she left me with some thick rail fudge. Could have scraped it off with a butter knife.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
While my cockrhoid looks rather freakish, she didn’t mind cause it was pounding her g spot like a boss.
by Dick Onchin December 12, 2020
A loose, stretchy, thigh sticking scrotum from the hot summer heat. Known for its unique, musky aroma.
I tea bagged her with my Texas taffy last night.
I got some Texas taffy goin on today. It’s hot. It’s sticking from thigh to thigh.
I got some Texas taffy goin on today. It’s hot. It’s sticking from thigh to thigh.
by Dick Onchin May 30, 2020
3 way sex involving MFM or MMM. The F or M meat in the sandwich takes one in the mouth and one in the vagina or ass. Also known as a spit roast.
Randy and Thomas gave Vanessa the old hard meat sandwich in the pool house at Lisa’s party.
Last night I was the meat in a hard meat sandwich. My throat is raw and so is my ass. I got railed.
Last night I was the meat in a hard meat sandwich. My throat is raw and so is my ass. I got railed.
by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020
When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.
Sorry I’m late for work.
This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.
I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.
Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.
I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.
Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020