Devon's definitions

to pull a wolfgang

To take pictures of one's wang with a mobile phone's camera and leaving them on the phone for people to find

I was checking out his new phone when I discovered he'd pulled a Wolfgang - and it was all bent and disfigured! Damn!

by Devon October 20, 2004

inverted ball syndrome

A man who is unable to stand up for himself when it comes to women. Usually one in particular. It is a common belief that when the man is in a mile radiance of said woman his balls actually creep back into his crotch and do not return until outside of mile radiance.

See also pussy control
see also bag of ass
see also cock anchor

Jeff would have came to the party if he didn't have a wicked case of inverted ball syndrome.

by Devon January 17, 2005

hiss demon

ugly demoic stalking person who hisses. Also stares and have curly black slicked hair

(look up "sponge bob square pantz")

nigga A: that mo fukin hiss demon's stalking you again

nigga B: shiet

by Devon May 24, 2004

slappin' bones

to play dominoes

Homies at the table slappin' them bones.

by devon December 3, 2003

snipe

A half burned, but still good extinguished cigarette, found in an ash tray or on the ground.

Man, your work is a killer place for snipes!

by Devon August 18, 2004

greenwich

Greenwich is a town that started it all. Founded in the 1700's, as a retreat for the leaders of the world, to get away from all the congested, hectic life of the growing city of Manhattan and Boston. Leaders kept their prized white horses, in stables built of Gold. Today it has transformed into a suburb known for the best. Home to the Rockefellers,Tycons, Kennedys, Penskes,Hillfieger, and all the top Ceo's of either Ge down to Wyeth, Greenwich has got it. A place where polo really started, always haveing the best, to the top of the line schools trainers, and transit system. Crusing down the streets of Greenwich is like reading Town & Country,AD, and the dupont registrey, all at once. The Nannys drive Range Rovers, the mothers are usually driven by an attractive drivers either in a Bentley(but the real must have these days are the Maybachs), but the best is passing the gates upon gates, each Mansion different from the rest and all have been featured in trendy home magazines. The kids have usually seen the whole world by 6 and by 14 are sent off to the best boarding schools in the world. Every Greenwich Child must have the following.
1.)Private Tutors till the age of 8
2.)Several Horses, one is never enogh
3.)Trainers in Polo, Crew, Squash, Tennis, Golf
4.)Daily Shrink(its a must have)
5.)(Age 5), 1 Range Rover Power Wheels,a custum play house with kitchen powder room, air condtion,a garage for the Range, and a meditation room, with sauna and garden.
6.)(Age 16) 1 Range Rover,& 1 aston martin, custum designer, atleast twice a month fly to somewhere warm to keep the tan,private fitness trainers, and one JAP(jewish American Princes)friend. But ones GREENY, 16th party must be above $100,000 if not, then u should just shop at sears.
7.) If you dont pop ur collar then u should just simply be shot by ones bodyguard.
The simple rules must be followed if not, then simply move to Hartford.

I live in Greenwich.
She must party with Paris Hilton.

by devon May 13, 2005

devon m

one cool dude
he also likes girls
etc.
etc.
etc.
etc.
etc.

that kid is a devon m,
no shizzle

by devon January 11, 2005