Definitions by Dermot O'Logical

alement

Self-inflicted injury sustained with the aid of booze (ale to be specific, but applies equally to other fermented drinks).

A)- C)'s not in today then?
B)- Nah, he's got some mystery alement, a broken toe.
A)- How's that a mystery?
B)- He has no idea how it happened.

alement by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

Poonarnia 

A magical world of minge stumbled upon by accident at the back of your friend's dad's wardrobe. A porn stash.

- Mikey, you coming out for a beer tonight?
-No, my spuds are teeming, I'll be in Poonarnia

Poonarnia by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

Ginjury 

A painful misadventure under the influence of alcohol.

A) That's a nasty cut over your eye....
B) Wha' cut? Fug! 'M bleedin!
A) Ah, I see... It's just a ginjury.

Ginjury by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

Vodka-and-Stigmata 

Inadvertent self-harm administered under the influence of intoxicating licquor.

A) Did you get any Vodka-and-Stigmata at the Shit-faced Shaving contest?
B) Lost an ear.

Vodka-and-Stigmata by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

Ginjury 

A painful misadventure under the influence of alcohol.

A) That's a nasty cut over your eye....
B) Wha' cut? Fug! 'M bleedin!
A) Ah, I see... It's just a ginjury.

Ginjury by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

Gutter-blessing 

Kerbstone-shaped imprint left in a forehead after the quick lie-down necessitated by 14 or so pints of Bulmers (or equivalent). A souvenir of a trip down amnesia lane.

Now, Father, dere's a half-crown for de church roof and a bag o' frozen peas for dat gutter-blessing ye have dere.

Gutter-blessing by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

Buckingham Palaced 

Cock knee rhyming slang - To be caused shame by one's servant/s.

Monarch: "Oh, Lord. Philip, that Burrell man is on the box again. I'm so Buckingham Palaced."

Buckingham Palaced by Dermot O'Logical October 3, 2009