Definitions by Derek Jeter

fire hydranted 

When your penis explodes uncontrollably when touched by others

Hey dude I totally Fire hydranted today"

fire hydranted by Derek jeter September 27, 2015

Peter Gammons 

Baseball analyst who speaks with the utmost objectivity and does not root for any team on his own. Being as he got his start writing for the local paper in the best baseball city in America it is no surprise he he has widely considered the best at what he does.

Peter Gammons will be a Hall of Fame inductee in 2005.

Peter Gammons by Derek Jeter February 15, 2005

Slappy McBluelips 

An alternative name for Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod)after his disgraceful attempt at cheating in game six of the 2004 ALCS versus the World Champion Boston Red Sox.

Slappy McBluelips aka A-Fraud slapped at Arroyo with his hamburger-helper hands costing the MFY the series.

Slappy McBluelips by Derek Jeter January 14, 2005

T.O.

A man, a myth, a god of the touchdown dance

"Did you see T.O. Ray-Ray dance?

T.O. by Derek Jeter November 19, 2004

snatchquatch 

Snatch·quatch n. A mythical inhabitant of urban environments. Large and obnoxious, it assumes everyone is its best friend. It quickly pisses off those around it by never shutting up, constantly making waves and shitalking enourmous amounts of gossip.

I find Iris to be a complete snatchquatch. I never get a word in edgewise when talking with her and she wouldn't stop hanging all over every single person at the party we went this weekend.

snatchquatch by Derek Jeter October 17, 2004

Yankees 

The greatest team any sport has ever seen. Also known as the Evil Empire.

On the 7th Day, God created the Yankees

Yankees by Derek Jeter April 13, 2004