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Constipissing

When you want to piss but the damn pee won't come out! Possibly because your urethra is jammed with cum, pussy juice, coke, whatever

Etymology: verb form of constapiss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate
Adam: I nearly blew my balls out when I tried to take a piss... I was constipissing!

Lilith: Have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!

Adam (meekly): yes :(
by Der Gelb Baron October 15, 2010
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New Business Order

An emergent trend in the world of business and corporates where big takes over many smalls engaged in a variety of industries among other practises
New Business Order is the New World Order! Just look at Google... first the cyberspace, then hardware... and now energy! What next? Google insurance and Google chocolate chip cookies?
*Larry Paige and Sergey Brin laugh manically in the background*
by Der Gelb Baron July 28, 2010
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Orgasmic Black Out

It's when you nod off for those few precious seconds after a really intense orgasm.

But there's more to be said.

It's a delicate dance your dick throbs satisfyingly to as you find yourself flirting between consciousness and death; fighting to fade back blissfully into nothingness, while you muster every bit of energy to keep your body going on.

You could dance between the binary states, life and death, for a couple of seconds, but if you don't pull yourself together soon enough, you'd be that dead wimp who proves you don't need a plastic back to choke yourself to death.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAh ... Noureen!!!!!

*spurt!*

*fade out*
*fade in*
*fade out*

*fade in*

Intense!!!! Best frickin' Orgasmic Black Out ever!
by Der Gelb Baron November 19, 2011
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Craptop

A MacBook ... or something that boots into Windows.
Honey ... my condolences to Steve Jobs, but your craptop MacBook still can't run RTCW from 2001!
by Der Gelb Baron October 13, 2011
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Hellmoon

Ram and Sita's honeymoon turned into hellmoon on the second day when Sita suddenly realized Ram was a jerk and Ram realized that Sita yakked too much.
by Der Gelb Baron June 23, 2010
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