Der Gelb Baron's definitions

Premake

All the tunes on Metallica's Garage Inc. records

I betcha didn' know Breadfan from Metallica's Garage Inc Vol. II was actually a premake by a band called Budgie?

by Der Gelb Baron October 20, 2010

mac envy

The delusonary state of mind that Mac owners are in which leads them to believe Mac is better than PC.

Clearly daskos99 has Mac Envy because daskos99's definition of the phrase has more 'vote downs' than 'vote ups'

by Der Gelb Baron October 23, 2010

Artistic Quotient

Artistic quotient is the perceived level of artistic taste an individual possesses. Abbreviated as AQ.

According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.

Death metal guy: Hey, how did your date go?

Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.

Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?

Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!

by Der Gelb Baron December 5, 2011

Craptop

A MacBook ... or something that boots into Windows.

Honey ... my condolences to Steve Jobs, but your craptop MacBook still can't run RTCW from 2001!

by Der Gelb Baron October 13, 2011

Hellmoon

When your honeymoon goes to shit

Ram and Sita's honeymoon turned into hellmoon on the second day when Sita suddenly realized Ram was a jerk and Ram realized that Sita yakked too much.

by Der Gelb Baron June 23, 2010