bandeezy

A piece of synthetic or natural fabric, often of an exotic visual layout, designed to swaddle a person's exterior such as their arm or head.

Jive Bunny: Dawwg where should I throw my bandeezy - on my fucking arm or on my head?

Maverick: Duuuuuude!??!?! DUUUUUDE WHAT'S UP WITH THIS!!!!! DUUUUUUDE SHE CREASED MY FUCKING JEANS!!!

Jive Bunny: Dawg what's up with that!!

by Dennis Scott August 09, 2004

Coig

The sound a sponge makes whilst being relieved of its wetness.

Dude!!! Did you hear that coig!!!

by Dennis Scott September 16, 2003

oiley bits

A term describing a female's reproductive organs

Jamie: SHOW US YA OILEY BITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S FUCKING ETCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH

by Dennis Scott August 09, 2004

cleansneisure

Embarking on self hygiene maintanence in the form of a shower, and immediately realising one's absence of a towel

(Sounds of dismay)
Mother: Norbert! Norbert honey what's wrong!?!?!
Norbert: Just had a cleansneisure!

by Dennis Scott April 04, 2004

homoerrata

A situation whereby a male who is sexually inclined towards other males mistakes another male as being homosexual, and thus proceeds to attempt to win his heart.

Trent: Hey there big boy, I hear they call you Fat Tony... ;)
Ant: I'm not gay
Trent: I'm so sorry, I could have sworn that you ride the man train.
Ant: That's alright, just an innocent case of homoerrata...

by Dennis Scott August 10, 2004

Sponder

An unintentional encounter between two beings where both gesture towards moving in the same direction at the same time, creating an awkwardness. May occur several times in a single confrontation.

Today I spondered in the hallway on the way to brunch.

by Dennis Scott September 02, 2003

ejon

A practical joke played on msn messenger. Involves opening a message window with an online contact, and before saying anything to them inviting someone else into the conversation. It is recommended that you then change your name so as not to be discovered, type a quick discreet message, leave the conversation and return to your previous name. This will leave the two members of that conversation forced to talk to eachother in a usually awkward moment.

Hutch: bye (leaves conversation)
Sonny-Bill: huh?
Jamal: whos this?
Sonny-Bill: ....umm....hi
Jamal:.....hey......
(awkwardness)

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003