Definitions by Dennis Scott

ronking 

The deliberate and concious refusal to flush the toilet after urinating.

JB: For fucks sake Brett stop ronking

(5 minutes later)

Brett: Huh?

ronking by Dennis Scott April 4, 2004

transmorgification 

Correcting a spelling error on an interweb chat program with a spelling error.

Hutch says: aww yea
Hutch says: bidda hsxc
Hutch says: hscx
Hutch says: hsc
Sonny-Bill says: transmorgification
Sonny-Bill says: nice 1

transmorgification by Dennis Scott October 18, 2003

geverette

When you are walking with a person, usually in a crowd or with other people around, and you semi-turn and start to say something to them, only to realise they are either not there or someone else is instead. Leads to an often embarrasing cover-up or apology.

Hutch: Well Sonny I says I says....by the way did you.....
Random: what?
Hutch: Oh....sorry....i thought you were someone else.....just a geverette sorry

geverette by Dennis Scott October 13, 2003

mloke 

The tapping of someone's shoulder, from the opposite direction of the shoulder that was tapped, with the intention of confusing the tapee who is unaware of who has tapped him....aka shoulder fake-out

Hutch: Sonny-Bill, did you just tap me on the shoulder?
Sonny-Bill: No Hutch i didn't, must have been someone else...
Hutch: Ahhhh.....that't the third mloke i've fallen for today

mloke by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

gnawking 

intentionally avoiding stepping on imperfections, including lines and cracks, in a pavement or pathway

Hutch: Nooooooooooo!
Sonny-Bill: What's wrong Hutch?
Hutch: I stepped on a crack!!
Sonny-Bill: Ohh! You dirty gnawker

gnawking by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

Harsem 

A lyrical error made by someone singing along to a song. Includes either getting the lyrics completely incorrect, or singing them in the wrong place.

Hutch: Hey Sonny-Bill i love that song from topgun.....'Likely..to be....danger prone.....'
Sonny-Bill: Haha thats a massive Harsem its 'Highway to the Danger Zone'

Harsem by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

pLing 

To fake an injury

Hutch: Ahhh...ahhhh....my dislocated shoulder
Sonny-Bill: Mate stop pLinging i know your other shoulder is your bad one

pLing by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003