mloke 

The tapping of someone's shoulder, from the opposite direction of the shoulder that was tapped, with the intention of confusing the tapee who is unaware of who has tapped him....aka shoulder fake-out

Hutch: Sonny-Bill, did you just tap me on the shoulder?
Sonny-Bill: No Hutch i didn't, must have been someone else...
Hutch: Ahhhh.....that't the third mloke i've fallen for today

mloke by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

Moke Philosophy 

A seemingly counter-intuitive school of thought emphasizing the importance of the present. Moke philosophy was founded by the legendary Elder Archimandrite Mokentius himself soon after attaining enlightenment under the shade of a protractor. This profound philosophy encourages clarity of mind, skillful focus on any given task, and a general sense of ease in life affirmed by the central tenets of "Don't Care" and "Tough Shit", often abbreviated as "DC" and "TS" to avoid offending the more delicate among his tutelage.

Mr. Moke often motivates his students with the allure of material wealth and affluence in order to get them to strive for their utmost best every waking moment.

Mr. Moke: "Sarah whats the difference between triangle A and triangle B?"
Sarah: "Nothing"
Mr. Moke: "Looks like someone has been subscribing to Moke Philosophy!"
Student 4: "Whaaa?"
(Mr. Moke shakes his head and precedes to write TS on the whiteboard)

Moke Philosophy by SuperUber255 January 16, 2019

Mokenstef

MoKenStef was an American female R&B trio from Los Angeles, California, active in the latter 1990s. The group name was a combination of the first syllable of each member's name: Monifa, Kenya, and Stefanie. They released an album, Azz Izz, in 1995, and their biggest hit was "He's Mine", which peaked at #7 on the Billboard Hot 100. It also spent one week in the UK Singles Chart in September 1995 at #70.1 Their second single, "Sex in the Rain", was not as successful, peaking only at #63 on the US R&B chart.

The last single was intended to be "Baby Come Close", remake of Smokey Robinson's song, for which MoKenStef recorded a remix called "I Can't Help It" (this one was a cover of Michael Jackson's song). Both, album and remix versions were released promotionally on cd and vinyl, the group also made a video for it directed by Cameron Casey,2 but in the end the intended single was never released commercially.

The group also did a performance in 1995 on the Nickelodeon show All That, where they performed the remix version of "He's Mine".

Did you hear that song he´s mine?
Yeah, what a great song by Mokenstef.

Mokenstef by david faustino November 14, 2012

Moken troll 

Another way of saying remote control as in the remote for the TV.

"Hey, dude can you hand me thay moken troll, I wanna watch something else."

Moken troll by Drumming Ginger September 22, 2017

Moked Out 

I dont know who uses the word moked referring to drugs. getting moked means your getting done foul. if you got jumped real bad are aired out (shot up) they'd say you got moked out.

Perfect example, in the words of the late, great, notorious Biggie Smalls: "the nigga just got moked out like that, man" (Biggie Smalls - "MISS U")

Moked Out by Gauk July 15, 2019

moke wed 

moke wed is when you eat medical and safe mariwana under god's wishes.

person 1: "bro i just moke wed"
person 2: "i hope you did it in the lord's name"

moke wed by mokeforjesus November 29, 2018

mokey 

Drug addicted mouse who shoved a shotgun bullet up gofey and shot out of his mouth

Mokey it's the ice cream man

mokey by cityboy112 February 21, 2019