90 definitions by Denis Baldwin

East Coast Lawnmowers

A spoof on the pop culture brand West Coast Choppers, making fun of guys who turn things into cool toys.

I saw a girl at the far with an East Coast Lawnmowers shirt on pushing her biker boyfriend around.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

sneak

A redhaired I.T. wonderboy living in Detroit, MI. He's often seen insulting stupid people, hanging with DJs and writing code that makes life better.

One time, sneak and I blew bubbles at each other on opposing couches. It was gay.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

cornholio

The alter ego of Beavis from the Beavis and Butthead show, and MTV Classic from the early 90s.

I am the great cornholio! I need tee-pee for my bunghole!

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

big beaver

Big Beaver is the actual name of a road (sometimes called "16 Mile") in Detroit, Michigan. The ironic part is that along I-75, the road is Exit 69.

Dude, you're gonna miss the exit onto Big Beaver! How can you forget it's number 69?

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

Guinness

BRILLIANT!

A dark stout beer of Irish origin. It drinks like a meal, thick and consistent.

Another round of Guinness for my brothers!

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

meth

glass, yank, crank, speed, up, push, ice, rock.

Any methanphetamine based central nervous system stimulant.

You've got your big jeans. I got my glass pipe.

by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003

Azuration

A state of being that embodies the aggrevation of not getting what you want, the zealous nature of your lust, the unconditional love you know is possible, the repetitive beating of your head against the glass and the euphoric feeling that rushes to the head with you realize you might finally get what you've always wanted.

Aggrevation
Zealoty
Unconditonal Live
Repetitive beating of the head
Eurphoria

I've been in a state of Azuration since the moment I met her.

by Denis Baldwin February 11, 2004