Word Rape

When someone yells nonstop at someone else, making them feel vulnerable, as if in rape.

Did John get fired?
No, just word raped by the boss.

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes March 14, 2017

Cannibal

Someone who is fed up with people

He ate me last night, he is a cannibal

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes February 10, 2017

Rectafolopple

To insert a foreign object in ones rectum or anus (for pleasure reasons, accidentally or because one is incredibly stupid)

Sometimes when I'm alone, I rectafolopple myself

My girl rectafoloppled me last night

You are a rectafoloppling idiot

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes February 10, 2017

Slegs Benedict

To crack on egg over one's anus, then fuck it so hard that it scrambles.

Come over here and I'll give you some slegs benedict

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes March 06, 2018

Banana

Why the hell are you searching up banana? Simpleton.

Why the fuck don't you know what a banana is?

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes March 20, 2017

Rare Venomous Purple Folopple

When you folopple yourself with something so big, that it cuts off the circulation to your dick , turning it purple.

I should never have used a toaster. It gave me a rare venomous purple folopple.

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes May 15, 2018