Slegs Benedict

To crack on egg over one's anus, then fuck it so hard that it scrambles.

Come over here and I'll give you some slegs benedict

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Uncomfortable Flying Folopple

When you get foloppled mid-air

I was on a trampoline... and all of a sudden there was a lollipop up my dick hole! I was a victim of the uncomfortable flying folopple.

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To cut off a man's genitals, proceed to rape him with them and then forcefeed them to him

Be careful or I WILL Reverse Raptus you!!!

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When someone yells nonstop at someone else, making them feel vulnerable, as if in rape.

Did John get fired?
No, just word raped by the boss.

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Oof. Ow. My scro.

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When you folopple yourself with something so big, that it cuts off the circulation to your dick , turning it purple.

I should never have used a toaster. It gave me a rare venomous purple folopple.

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