shit on steroids

(After listening sympathetically to a friend doubled over and complaining of diarrhea) I'm sorry! That really sounds like shit on steroids!
by Deaf Drummer February 20, 2008
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biscuit burner

A tricked out, modified British vehicle, usually an overland vehicle (similar in concept to a rice burner - tricked out, modified Asian car), but with one possible difference (not always true). Usually, someone with money would spend the money on modifying such vehicles, whereas younger people will trick out their Asian cars any way they can afford. This can be applied to SUVs in general.
I don't believe this... Look at this! Look at this biscuit burner going by. You sure can't take that Range Rover anywhere off-road!
by Deaf Drummer August 20, 2010
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doo-doo pot

Passing excessive gas, a person says, "Excuse me, I have to go to the doo-doo pot."
by Deaf Drummer December 23, 2008
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Swine whiner

A person who panics during epidemics or pandemics. Thinking and judgment is usually suspended, resulting in spontaneous reactions rather than proactive actions.
(Sigh) when will these swine whiners learn to keep their bodies clean on the inside so they don't get sick in the first place?
by Deaf Drummer April 30, 2009
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crapsman

A person who is NOT skilled in a particular craft.
After the umbrella stand broke right out of the box, the irate man exclaimed, "This crapsman is really good at making breakable things!"
by Deaf Drummer March 24, 2017
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religious insurgent

Any person of a faith whose goal is to enslave people's thought processes through indoctrination and sometimes punishment, whether mental or physical, and does not have consideration for other people's beliefs.
The religious insurgents in that part of the war were identified as christians of the Roman Catholic faith.
by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008
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nackermichi

Cheap, poor-quality, and unreliable stereo equipment; the complete opposite of Nakamichi-quality stereo equipment.
I just lost another XYZ amplifier this afternoon! That's the third one this year! Nackermichis!!!
by Deaf Drummer July 19, 2010
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