Deaf Drummer's definitions

Quaking on the loo

Having the runs or diarrhea while sitting on the toilet, suffering such pain and nausea that one physically shakes.

Poor dear... Ever since she ate that spicy dinner last night, she's been quaking on the loo.

by Deaf Drummer June 1, 2010

snail box

Shortened way of saying "snail mail box."

(Getting back home from the mall with a friend, standing at the unlocked door) "Make yourself comfortable while I go check my snail box."

by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008

doo-doo pot

Toilet. Commode.

Passing excessive gas, a person says, "Excuse me, I have to go to the doo-doo pot."

by Deaf Drummer December 23, 2008

biscuit burner

A tricked out, modified British vehicle, usually an overland vehicle (similar in concept to a rice burner - tricked out, modified Asian car), but with one possible difference (not always true). Usually, someone with money would spend the money on modifying such vehicles, whereas younger people will trick out their Asian cars any way they can afford. This can be applied to SUVs in general.

I don't believe this... Look at this! Look at this biscuit burner going by. You sure can't take that Range Rover anywhere off-road!

by Deaf Drummer August 20, 2010

crapsman

A person who is NOT skilled in a particular craft.

After the umbrella stand broke right out of the box, the irate man exclaimed, "This crapsman is really good at making breakable things!"

by Deaf Drummer March 24, 2017

nackermichi

Cheap, poor-quality, and unreliable stereo equipment; the complete opposite of Nakamichi-quality stereo equipment.

I just lost another XYZ amplifier this afternoon! That's the third one this year! Nackermichis!!!

by Deaf Drummer July 19, 2010

farty hardy

Passing lots of gas; excessive flatulence.

Wow, look at all these bean burritos! We're going to farty hardy tonight!

by Deaf Drummer December 20, 2008