religious insurgent

Any person of a faith whose goal is to enslave people's thought processes through indoctrination and sometimes punishment, whether mental or physical, and does not have consideration for other people's beliefs.
The religious insurgents in that part of the war were identified as christians of the Roman Catholic faith.
by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008
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crapsman

A person who is NOT skilled in a particular craft.
After the umbrella stand broke right out of the box, the irate man exclaimed, "This crapsman is really good at making breakable things!"
by Deaf Drummer March 24, 2017
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Spoogeyman

(One lesbian roommate says good night to another lesbian) Good night! Don't let the spoogeyman get you!
by Deaf Drummer February 23, 2008
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doo doo magic

The act or art of making food extremely hot or otherwise unpleasant to eliminate in a bowel movement later. This is a play on "juju" magic, a form of West African witchcraft.
Oooh, my gosh! My stomach is upset! That chef sure can make powerful doo doo magic! I need to go to the bathroom.
by Deaf Drummer June 05, 2010
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Quaking on the loo

Having the runs or diarrhea while sitting on the toilet, suffering such pain and nausea that one physically shakes.
Poor dear... Ever since she ate that spicy dinner last night, she's been quaking on the loo.
by Deaf Drummer June 01, 2010
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snail box

Shortened way of saying "snail mail box."
(Getting back home from the mall with a friend, standing at the unlocked door) "Make yourself comfortable while I go check my snail box."
by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008
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doo-doo pot

Passing excessive gas, a person says, "Excuse me, I have to go to the doo-doo pot."
by Deaf Drummer December 23, 2008
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