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Definitions by Deaf Drummer

A person who is NOT skilled in a particular craft.
After the umbrella stand broke right out of the box, the irate man exclaimed, "This crapsman is really good at making breakable things!"
crapsman by Deaf Drummer March 24, 2017

biscuit burner 

A tricked out, modified British vehicle, usually an overland vehicle (similar in concept to a rice burner - tricked out, modified Asian car), but with one possible difference (not always true). Usually, someone with money would spend the money on modifying such vehicles, whereas younger people will trick out their Asian cars any way they can afford. This can be applied to SUVs in general.
I don't believe this... Look at this! Look at this biscuit burner going by. You sure can't take that Range Rover anywhere off-road!
biscuit burner by Deaf Drummer August 20, 2010

nackermichi

Cheap, poor-quality, and unreliable stereo equipment; the complete opposite of Nakamichi-quality stereo equipment.
I just lost another XYZ amplifier this afternoon! That's the third one this year! Nackermichis!!!
nackermichi by Deaf Drummer July 19, 2010

exmortal 

The state of of living that is not in a mortal sense; spiritual state after we die.

This is derived from a belief that before we come to in our present bodies, we know who we were before and how we got here, our memories are blocked upon injection or transference into mortal bodies, and these memories are returned to us upon physical death.
Is it possible that when we die physically, we return to our spiritual, exmortal state where we can reflect upon our living experiences, consolidating and updating our knowledge before returning for another cycle of mortal living?
exmortal by Deaf Drummer June 5, 2010

doo doo magic 

The act or art of making food extremely hot or otherwise unpleasant to eliminate in a bowel movement later. This is a play on "juju" magic, a form of West African witchcraft.
Oooh, my gosh! My stomach is upset! That chef sure can make powerful doo doo magic! I need to go to the bathroom.

Quaking on the loo 

Having the runs or diarrhea while sitting on the toilet, suffering such pain and nausea that one physically shakes.
Poor dear... Ever since she ate that spicy dinner last night, she's been quaking on the loo.

Modern Inquisitor 

One who tries to spread the word of a religion, esp. those of western religions, including going from residence to residence hanging religious paraphernalia on door knobs and fences unobtrusively or going so far as to knock on such doors to donate bibles, CDs, DVDs, and other media promoting their faith, or even accosting people in public to elicit a discussion about their faith and why theirs is the One Right Way to follow.
"Aw, man... These modern inquisitors are at it again... Pushing their beliefs into people's faces with those CDs even in neighborhoods that are clearly ethnic in lifestyles. They need to respect other people's beliefs."
Modern Inquisitor by Deaf Drummer February 9, 2010