cock

He kept bragging about his cock but it was really small when everything was shown.
by Dawn January 07, 2006
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dork

someone thats:
a loser
clumsy
stupid
has no common sense
... you should get the idea
You can be a total dork at times..
by Dawn June 15, 2002
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screw

She told dave that all she wanted to do on their date was screw him.
by Dawn June 15, 2002
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g2g

by dawn June 15, 2002
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rotfl

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getting any

getting to have any sex
He's just pissy because he isn't getting any from his girlfriend.
by Dawn June 15, 2002
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cock tease

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it
the guys laughed at joe for getting stuck with that little cock tease because he wasnt getting any.
by Dawn June 15, 2002
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