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Oscar: "Every night before we go out on a date, Cindy sends me the most erotic e-mails. This time, she was talking about how good my middle finger would taste on her pink, soft lips."
Dylan: "Dude, she sent you a goomail." That Cindy sounds like a keeper.
Dylan: "Dude, she sent you a goomail." That Cindy sounds like a keeper.
by David Wright Orange Park April 29, 2008
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A unnecessary, usually invasive, humiliating and painful medical test ordered by a physician to get even with an unruly or disruptive patient.
A unnecessary, usually invasive, humiliating and painful medical test ordered by a physician to get even with an unruly or disruptive patient.
"Debbie - did you notice Dr. Leibowitz ordered a full colorectal exam on the guy who came in for eight stiches across his forehead?"
"Yeah, during admission, the patient called Dr. Leibowitz a money-grubbing Jew. It sounds like a reprisal procedure to me. Excuse me. Dr. Leibowitz has asked me to mix parking lot gravel with the K-Y Jelly."
"Yeah, during admission, the patient called Dr. Leibowitz a money-grubbing Jew. It sounds like a reprisal procedure to me. Excuse me. Dr. Leibowitz has asked me to mix parking lot gravel with the K-Y Jelly."
by David Wright Orange Park April 23, 2008
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Any viscous, sticky transparent colorless liquid, although usually in reference to an energy-curable resin, coating or polymer used in Graphic Arts; an Ultra-Violet (UV) or Electron Beam (EB)- curable coating or overprint varnish(OPV.)
Any viscous, sticky transparent colorless liquid, although usually in reference to an energy-curable resin, coating or polymer used in Graphic Arts; an Ultra-Violet (UV) or Electron Beam (EB)- curable coating or overprint varnish(OPV.)
"Yo, Dylan - bring over the 55-gallon drum of clear goo. We gotta overprint the stack of 4-color Jacksonville Symphony Posters."
"OK, Oscar...will do."
"OK, Oscar...will do."
by David Wright Orange Park April 23, 2008
Get the clear goo mug.A cellular telephone line added to one's cellphone plan with the specific intent of being used with a Booty Phone.
Dylan: "My new girlfriend Allison added a Booty Line so we can talk as long as we want."
Oscar: "Hey...so, how was it?"
Oscar: "Hey...so, how was it?"
by David Wright Orange Park May 4, 2008
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Pre-ejaculate; the clear viscous fluid that seeps or leaks from a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. Clear goo serves to rid the urethra of urine acid and serves as an FDA-compliant lubricant.
Pre-ejaculate; the clear viscous fluid that seeps or leaks from a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. Clear goo serves to rid the urethra of urine acid and serves as an FDA-compliant lubricant.
by David Wright Orange Park April 22, 2008
Get the Clear goo mug.A cellular telephone obtained with the specific intent of calling or texting a love interest. The need for a Booty Phone occurs when two people hook up and find they have different cellular providers. Rather than pay overage charges, it is less expensive to add a Booty Line to one's cell phone plan.
Dylan: "Allison and I decided to get a Booty Phone."
Oscar: "Whose network did you choose?"
Dylan: "Hers...ten bucks a month with unlimited network calls...although textual relations still cost extra. The phone was only 20 bucks plus tax."
Oscar: "Whose network did you choose?"
Dylan: "Hers...ten bucks a month with unlimited network calls...although textual relations still cost extra. The phone was only 20 bucks plus tax."
by David Wright Orange Park May 4, 2008
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