goomail

An erotic e-mail designed to arouse one's partner.

Oscar: "Every night before we go out on a date, Cindy sends me the most erotic e-mails. This time, she was talking about how good my middle finger would taste on her pink, soft lips."

Dylan: "Dude, she sent you a goomail." That Cindy sounds like a keeper.

by David Wright Orange Park April 29, 2008

goofailure

An insult relating to the character Disney's Goofy, and his ability to fail at everything. An expanse on calling someone a failure.

You totally goofailed that.
You're such a goofailure!

by MeganClare May 13, 2006