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insects

Really small animals that are pests. Most insects are pests. ants, cockroaches, beetles, termites, and flies are all insects. Spiders are not insect. Spiders are arachnids.
I think their class is studying insects.
by David March 6, 2004
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E.Bola

ebola is worse than ecoli
by david December 9, 2003
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Restroom

A room in a public place with sinks and stalls. There's a men's room and a ladies' room.
Have you noticed how dirty their restrooms are.
by David December 7, 2003
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Gerg

A mini-vomit you catch in the back of your throat or mouth.
That disgusting stewed spinach made me gerg.
by David December 2, 2003
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Merck

A big babushka on a womans crotch
AKA Fur Burger
Dude, I was totally gonna fuck that girl but then she pulled down her pants an she had a huge merck
by David November 18, 2004
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septic gene pool

Festering pool of water from which morons spring.
by David November 8, 2003
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Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).
Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!
by David November 15, 2003
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