David's definitions

beretta

An italian gun company who are famous for making probably the best semi-automatic 9mm pistol ever, the 92FS.

I shot that cunt in the head with my beretta and painted the walls with his brains.

by David March 26, 2003

.50AE

The .50 Action Express. A calibre of pistol ammunition first used by the Desert Eagle, which is manufactured by the gun company Magnum Research.

I blew that cunt away with my .50AE.

by David March 26, 2003

Slurpee

Another word for felatio, blow job, etc.

Want me give you slurpee?

by David March 21, 2003

McSqueeb

A poseur skateboarder, named after an interview with a fictional skateboarder in Thrasher magazine.

We went to the skatepark, but it was crawling with McSqueebs.

by David March 21, 2003

fishstick

A skinny, tan woman over 55.

Dude, don't go down to the pool - nothin' but fishsticks down there right now.

by David March 21, 2003

cheddah

cash money in all its cheesy glory.

that sitcom deal landed me some major chedah.

by David March 16, 2003

Humptress

A woman who humps with frequency

She scorns the word "slut," she prefers "humptress," to describe her peculiar behavioral traits.

by David March 16, 2003