David's definitions

asstoast

gay derogatory slang;
a cheap, easy, low-quality (usually young or under-age) gay male;
also used as an unspecific reference to others of lesser virtue than yourself or your friends

"Miss Thing, whatever can you be thinking? Him? Oh, puh-leeze! That boy is just SO much asstoast!"

by David July 11, 2003

butt relish

highly insulting reference to a variety of types of leavings from inefficient post-defecatory rectal clean-up

derivatives include:
butt salsa
butt ketchup
butt dip
butt buffet

you get the picture....

"You kiss my boyfriend again, beyotch, and I'll slap you down and make you eat my butt relish!"

by David July 11, 2003

ibanez

Awesome guitar Company get an RG series

by David July 18, 2003

Douchey

1. Having characteristics of or pertaining to a douche.

2. Sucky.

The Padres sure are douchey.

Dude, that was a douchey thing you just did.

by David July 22, 2003

ejit

phonetic varation of "idiot" commonly spoken in ireland and some parts of uk

ye feckin ejit

Comment submitted: "I don't want to add another definition because this is the best. Having said that I, of course, don't want to delete it!!

I'd like to add 'ye daft ejit' as an alternative example for this definition. It was the most common 'ejit' phrase when I was growin up."

by david July 24, 2003

Califas

A trendy term for California, used predominantly by militant Latino (or Chicano) community.

Even though Spanish is almost the majority language spoken in Califas, we have no political power.

by david July 29, 2003

fupa-juice

secretion of bodily liquids associated with the area on or around the fat upper pussy area

That chick had some nasty fupa-juice on her pants.

by David July 29, 2003