David's definitions

IAWYP

Acronym. Literally, "I agree with your post". Used in message boards such as ATNW.

IAWYP, that shouldn't be allowed at the board.

by David September 19, 2004

Clam Fucker

Someone who constantly wants to fuck people but never has the guts to ask them. Usually someone Who Lacks motivation and watches to many pornos.

Man that's a Pussy Clam Fucker

by David September 13, 2003

Rear Admiral

A salute from the rear.

You should walk right up there and give her the rear admiral.

by David October 19, 2003

vertebrate

An animal with a backbone. There are five classes of vertebrates. Mammals, reptiles, birds, fish and amphibians are the five classes of vertebrates.

Humans are vertebrates. Insects are invertebrates.

by David March 6, 2004

Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.

"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."

by David December 15, 2004

Shellacking the shellaleigh

A humorous synonym for male masturbation.

I hear you couldn't get a date last night so you were Shellacking the shellaleigh insead.

by David February 11, 2005

Relegate

To reserect a fence.

"OMG! WTF? I just knocked down that wall, he must of relegated it"

by David March 8, 2003