David's definitions

Walderbeast

Hairy northern animal with bitch tits

Matthew the walderbeast

by David February 17, 2004

fubar

Yes, it is commonly known as "fucked up beyond all repair" or "all recognition." But I believe it was originally coined in the military, which has a penchant for acronyms, as "fouled up beyond all repair." You don't have to say "fucked." You can just say "fouled."

I can't hit the target because this rifle is FUBAR, Sir!

by David October 14, 2003

Ultimate Frisbee

Best game. Ultimate players play for the love of the game.

Dad: Where were you?
Me: Playing ultimate frisbee.
Dad: Who won?
Me: Nobody, we play for the fun of it...
Dad: Weird.

by David June 25, 2004

water fountain

Something found at parks that you can drink out of.

They want to know where the water fountain is.

by David February 16, 2004

fidge

Fidging is the taking of free samples of fudge on a regular basis with no intention of buying.

"I'm off fidging later from the Fudge Kitchen"

by David October 23, 2004

booby bang

The act of thrusting one's dick in between the rather larger breasts of female. Also called a titty fuck.

I booby banged my girlfriend last night.
Timmy's so fat he could booby bang himself.

by David June 18, 2006

fudge cakes

it's basically a crazy word that should be used only when u really must... For the word fuck. I have used a total of 134.334 times

holy fudge cakes (insert blank situation)

by David November 21, 2004