David's definitions

uncoolness

not a word, but some idiots think it is

Justin used the word "uncoolness" in his definition, doesn't he know that's not a word?!! Man, he is one loser, no wonder his sn is jcc malu

by David June 28, 2005

nerd ass

A hardcore nerd. Often exclaimed upon the observation of someone doing something incredibly nerdy.

Steve still collects comic books at thirty years of age. This is because of the fact that he is a freaking nerd ass.

by David November 11, 2004

[tap]

vb. to have sex with

I would tap that ass

by David November 18, 2003

fo' shizzle my nizzle

David Letterman said it best: I don't know what the fizzuck I'm talking about.

by David October 12, 2003

crazy dutch bastard

What Dr.Evil calls goldmember when he asks if he can paint Austins fathers "Yoohoo" gold

Q:Hey,Dr.Evil,can I paint his Yoohoo gold?its kinda my thing
A:how bout no,ya crazy dutch bastard!

by david May 4, 2003

Red eye

Red eye is another word for the female vulva, or vagina

Red eye patrol, as the Devo song; vagina

by David November 21, 2004

dinkers

When a girl has two pony tails on each side of the back of her head. That is called dinkers.

Katie and Allie wanted to wear dinkers for school todway instead of a single ponytail.

by david April 9, 2005