David's definitions

big bang

A false theory that stupid cosmologists say created the universe. It's stupid because nothing comes from nothing. Something can't come from nothing.

The big bang is a lie. Those cosmologists need to read the bible.

by David March 6, 2004

Microwave

Short for microwave oven. A machine used to cook food really fast especially, when you're in a hurry.

I need to put my dinner in the microwave.

by David December 9, 2003

tooheys

Disgusting swill not fit for human consumption. See pooheys.

"Somebody brought pooheys to this party, lets stab them."
"Hu-Ah"

by david June 23, 2004

rattled

Angry or very pissed off. As if very distraught and not as in the snakes rattler.

I am mike Seib rattled when i got hit in the head with the bike.

by David July 4, 2004

fasser

a towny, some one who takes pleasure on terrorising and making life hell for anyone who is not part of their gangs. they all deserve cancer, or some other long term illness that will eventually kill them

oh god it's the fassers

by david October 29, 2003

praying to the porcelain gods

when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking

after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods

by david August 12, 2003

ol g

1. Someone highly respected in the urban community.
2. Someone experienced
3. An ex-Gangster.

1. What? He screwed J.Lo? What an ol g.
2. He's been playing pool for how long? Now that's an ol g.
3. That man used to be in the crips. He is an ol g.

by david October 8, 2003