David's definitions

knob Jockey

One who is an idiot or participates in a stupid act.

Good one Knob jockey, you just fell ass over!

by david April 5, 2004

lotaburger

A hamburger joint called Blake's Lotaburger that was founded back inthe early 1950's in New Mexico. The BEST burger ever made....Blake's green chili cheeseburger. Pure fucking nirvana, you'll think you died and gone to heaven. Blakes-throughout New Mexico!

The next time someone I knows goes to NM, they're picking me up a GC CB! Lotaburger rules and all other fast food joints drool!

by David November 25, 2003

Perfect Shit

The rare event where someone takes a shit they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.

Holy shit I just shit a perfect shit!

by David August 8, 2006

turkey

The country which is not willing to recognise Armenian genocide which happened between 1915-1917 and took lives of about 2 millions of inoccent armenian women, children and men. Though all facts make it obvious that genocide took place, turkey still denies it and doesn't want to pay and return the land which belongs to Armenia. After being warned by his comrades not to kill Jews, Adolf Hitler said: Who remembers the Armenian massacre now?

speaker 1: What can you say about Turkey?

speaker 2: I can say that it is the most shitty country which has no courage to pay for the mistakes it did.

speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you... Turkey SUCKS all the way...

by David June 19, 2006

kwok

hold pen in between pecs

You know your chest is huge if you can kwok a pen.

by david February 24, 2004

MonkeyHorseShit

When something is really really fucked up,Discriptive noun

Man this ChickenFucker job is some MonkeyHorseShit

by David November 23, 2002

nemesis

A rightous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

That bitch was nemesis yo.

by David May 13, 2005