Davey Cadaver's definitions

Alien Brained

To be photographed whilst sleeping, sporting a set of somebody elses testicles upon your brow!

'Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrarrrrrrrgh, I've been Alien Brained!!!' After receiving the Martian like picture through your door.

by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007

Spam Bullet

Ones length.

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Put down the Spam Bullet darling, your tea is ready!

by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007

Bumcherto

An uncontrollably melodic series of chuffs that band together to form a reasonably sized fanfare of wonder.

Hey Frank, did you catch that bumcherto back in the shithouse?

by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007

Fiery Surprise

To receive a brand spanking new electric fire with no prior warning!

Amazing!!! An unexpected and Fiery Surprise!!

by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007

Chebb Fest

An unexpected gathering of large well endowed ladies, congregated in a small space.

Yo Jeff, you check out that chebb fest in the dinner queue? Looked like a gaggle of beachballs fighting under a blanket

by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007

Alco-troll

A woman who is Chugly, even through high powered beer-goggles!

Heyyy duuude, check out that Alco-troll over there. I think I'll opt for the Ménage a Moi

by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007