San Frandickso

A person that lives or wants to live in Frisco , who is annoyingly pretentious in both action and thought about anything to do with that over rated city. They are a Napa valley wine snob, Victorian house freak, foodie with a Bay Area toodie, a vegan, anti smoking crusader who enjoys smelling their own farts. Often associated w being a male feminist or a female “it”; a beta, theda, or Smegma snarfing payda.,gender fluid or ambiguous , they yell at you if you say anything wrong and almost anything you say they can deem wrong.

Dang, dude that skinny guy w the top button if his shirt buttoned spazed because I didn’t bring my own bag, he’s a real San Frandickso

by Davedale July 16, 2019

Peckerchecker

A guy who is too chickenshit to change and shower at the gym, but is always giving sideways stares to older naked guys swinging dicks. Usually a millennial who bitches about “naked old men in the locker room “ in anonymous online rants

Bill brought his son Devon to workout with us. He went home in drenched sweaty clothes , but strangely kept staring at our junk. He’s a peckerchecker

by Davedale August 24, 2019

Queefsnagler

A person who fetishizes queefs to the point of burying his face in the perineun as they are let and snarfs the emissions like a loud raspberry on a baby’s stomach .

I know this queefsnagler who almost got asphyxiated as he snarfed the gash of this queef monster he’s dating

by Davedale July 21, 2019

Sexual hisasser

Someone who makes unwanted or inappropriate sexual advances to a dude

That cougar I work with hit on this guy from the custodial pool, she is a total sexual hisasser

by Davedale August 09, 2019

boomercocdiggler

A millennial who’s chickenshit to strip in the locker room, but can’t help himself from staring at the swinging dicks of the boomers who aren’t .

George brought his nephew Morgan to work out with is, he went home in his sweaty clothes and didn’t shower but I saw the little boomercocdiggler stare at my junk.

by Davedale August 25, 2019

Noseniggler-diggler

Some , who is expert at rudeing their nose into another persons butthole to elicit sexual pleasure . Sometimes but not always associated with a very large , ethnic nose.

That Noseniggler-diggler got her nose so far up that dude he started coughing uncontrollably.

by Davedale August 07, 2019

Fartgargler

Someone who performs analingus with such gusto that they elicit gas passlege , which they immediate scarf like a hungry animal, quickly and LOUDLY

I have a date tomorrow w that fartgargler, so tonight , I eat beans .

by Davedale August 05, 2019