Davedale 's definitions

Shitard

Someone who is so mentally disabled they don’t know shit

That shitard went on jeopardy and couldn’t come up with “who was married to Jackie Kennedy”? as question for answer “JFK”

by Davedale August 13, 2019

Buttangler

Someone with a compulsive tendency to grope butts.

That buttangler grabbed my ass , and I’m a dude so, ... too weird ..

by Davedale August 13, 2019

Tongueplunger

Someone who , OCD style , compulsively and sometimes violently plunges their tongue deep into people’s anuses. They frequently are normal in appearance other that the hyper, jittery demeanor of just someone w ADD/ OCD. But don’t let their conservative threads throw you, they are hyper because they are fantasizing on doing their dirty deed, and when they loose control stick their tongue out (inappropriately ) at dinner parties , et al. Caveat : proceed w caution f you have a large , hairy white butt.

My friend dated this this tongueplunger she was hot but he spent a fortune on proctologist’s bills.

by Davedale August 13, 2019

Beak-freak

Someone who enjoys having their intimate partner stimulate their anal-rectal verge by burying their nose into the area and then vibrate tones of stimuli into their lower GI tract. They frequently choose partners far below them of the social food chain solely for their sizable usually ethnic NOSE...

This MLB Star was dating that homeless gypsy chick w the big schnozola because he is a major league BEAK-FREAK

by Davedale August 13, 2019

Smegnanamous

Someone who is very animated but in a stinky , foul impressive way , like your mom’s overweight friend who wears too much perfume and holds her arms out to hug you in a way that makes you cringe, smegnanamous is the stank that stunk, even when there is no odor at all.

I had to move , they seated me next to that smegnanamous chick what’s showed up on the skank.

by Davedale August 12, 2019

Sexual hisasser

Someone who makes unwanted or inappropriate sexual advances to a dude

That cougar I work with hit on this guy from the custodial pool, she is a total sexual hisasser

by Davedale August 9, 2019

Flambanus

Someone who is such a flaming ass hole they would need asbestos underwear if they made it.

Your brother knew your parents wanted to go to the steak house for their anniversary, but he is such a flambanus he made us go to Mcdonald’s (Plus he was paying )

by Davedale August 9, 2019