Cock nose

A person who has a nose shaped like a penis
Ted Cruz has a cock nose!
by Dave720 April 06, 2016
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Swamp Monster

A person who likes sweaty, musty, crotch on a person they are having sex with.
Don't shower before your date tonight, Mike is a swamp monster.
by Dave720 May 13, 2016
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Balsa wood

A semi-hard erection
Hey Jenny, stay away from Mike. He is Balsa wood.
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Screamer

A woman who screams during orgasm.
You gonna do Jenny? Better wear ear plugs 'cause she's a screamer.
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Zipper Zombie

A person that will give blow jobs without showing any excitement or pleasure.
Rebecca is a zipper Zombie. She did her thing without ever making a sound then left.
by Dave720 June 04, 2013
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Driftwood

An erection that moves around inside a guy's pants.
Looks libk Bob has driftwood in his pants. It's all over the place in there.
by Dave720 May 13, 2016
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