Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits's definitions

Fruitfurt

Similar to zeibrut but more fruity. To be then little stencil of a man standning in the corner of that party but when approached one discovers that he has a way about him that is very swish.

Fruity muffins.

That little fruitfurt over there took my spot and stole my bowtie.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007

nuts and bagels

One that is not just nuts, but so crazy that he or she is nuts AND bagels.

That guy came in the room and danced around naked and then he stuck 4 toothpicks in his peehole...nuts and bagels!

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007

Stromgarden

One who walks with the wind. Loose plans. Feeling it, going with it. One who mucks up the night because of his or her's lackluster approach to nighttiming.

Similar to wolf tickets.

Jane and her stromgarden ways, I knew she'd fuck us over. Fuckin' Billy is stromgardening all night...fuckin' stromgardener.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007

scenic

Shady or sketchy. A situation that will seriously fuck up one's plans. Sometimes awkward and a little trippy.

A scenic situation.

Hey, that guy was scenic, he took all of my skittles.

The scenic bastards walked into the room, their collars were popped and their armbands took hold of the room.

Scenic mofos.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007

swidgent

Something good. Cool, exciting, miraculous.

Swidgent, I am gonna get that raise. Looks like its gonna be a swidgent situation.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits December 25, 2007

Peanuts

To do well. An accomplishment. The opposite form of how normally used. Grand. Excitement.

Peanuts! I just found one hundred dollars on the floor. Peanuts! She said yes.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

Pocket Jacks

To be so close to winning and then to witness the most unfortunate loss. Similar to mcRisk but with a higher percentage of coming out in terrible shape.

Going all in with those pocket jacks, here comes the river, River Queen finishes it off. Guile, this night club is pocket jacks, we don't have a chance in hell to get in. Fuckin' Tim, pocket jacks bastard.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007