Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits's definitions

Peanuts

To do well. An accomplishment. The opposite form of how normally used. Grand. Excitement.

Peanuts! I just found one hundred dollars on the floor. Peanuts! She said yes.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

Pocket Jacks

To be so close to winning and then to witness the most unfortunate loss. Similar to mcRisk but with a higher percentage of coming out in terrible shape.

Going all in with those pocket jacks, here comes the river, River Queen finishes it off. Guile, this night club is pocket jacks, we don't have a chance in hell to get in. Fuckin' Tim, pocket jacks bastard.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007

Guile! GULLET!

A punch to the stomach or throat or mind. Trickery is used in this endeavor, however, the feeling is far too intense.

GUILE! The men came home their house. Everything is gone. GUILE!!!!!
The copy told the man to step out of the car. He clubbed him in the gullet and then in the stomach. GUILE! Gullet! took over.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

McGuillacutty

one who never backs down and is always ready for a brawl.

OR

a situation that is hard to break...hard to tangle your way out of

We got a McGuilla on our hands...when Stinson slueced that work of art--a fat grungula saw him and told the cops...McGuillacutty!

That McGuillacutty will take on all of those fools!

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits March 16, 2009

Stinson

A very skinny man who has the attitude of a librarian.

That fuckin' stinson over there just gave me a ticket. Damn that guy is such a stinson, he wouldn't let me borrow his notebook.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

swidgent

Something good. Cool, exciting, miraculous.

Swidgent, I am gonna get that raise. Looks like its gonna be a swidgent situation.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits December 25, 2007

Storefront Jenius

A genius waiting to be recognized. One who may not be a true genius but is a Jenius in some way, shape or form.

Ready for success.

There is a storefront jenius in all of us. That cockacoo be a storefront jenius, check him out, Tatiana. Hold up Sven, this be the workings of a storefront jenius.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007