Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits's definitions

Guile! GULLET!

A punch to the stomach or throat or mind. Trickery is used in this endeavor, however, the feeling is far too intense.

GUILE! The men came home their house. Everything is gone. GUILE!!!!!
The copy told the man to step out of the car. He clubbed him in the gullet and then in the stomach. GUILE! Gullet! took over.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

Peanuts

To do well. An accomplishment. The opposite form of how normally used. Grand. Excitement.

Peanuts! I just found one hundred dollars on the floor. Peanuts! She said yes.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

Pocket Jacks

To be so close to winning and then to witness the most unfortunate loss. Similar to mcRisk but with a higher percentage of coming out in terrible shape.

Going all in with those pocket jacks, here comes the river, River Queen finishes it off. Guile, this night club is pocket jacks, we don't have a chance in hell to get in. Fuckin' Tim, pocket jacks bastard.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007

hurlyburlesque (HBS)

The ultimate of a chill. One who is cool within himself, and within his drugs. To follow in the footsteps of Eddie from Hurlyburly minus the tumult.

HBS, that cat is hurlyburlesque, hes got that swagger about him. I am in the best way chilling, full-on hurlyburlesque (HBS).

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007

nuts and bagels

One that is not just nuts, but so crazy that he or she is nuts AND bagels.

That guy came in the room and danced around naked and then he stuck 4 toothpicks in his peehole...nuts and bagels!

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 16, 2007

Stromgarden

One who walks with the wind. Loose plans. Feeling it, going with it. One who mucks up the night because of his or her's lackluster approach to nighttiming.

Similar to wolf tickets.

Jane and her stromgarden ways, I knew she'd fuck us over. Fuckin' Billy is stromgardening all night...fuckin' stromgardener.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007

McGuillacutty

one who never backs down and is always ready for a brawl.

OR

a situation that is hard to break...hard to tangle your way out of

We got a McGuilla on our hands...when Stinson slueced that work of art--a fat grungula saw him and told the cops...McGuillacutty!

That McGuillacutty will take on all of those fools!

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits March 16, 2009