Dave Rowe's definitions

shmerffle

The act of eating one's fart bubble while usually in a bath tub or swimming pool.

"Brosiff, I am the shmerffle king of this pool!"

by Dave Rowe April 7, 2008

Secret Water

A water bottle that is emptied and instead filled with Vodka or other substance that looks like water. Common when going to a public location like a park, baseball game, or even class.

Man1: "Dude why do you cringe everytime you take a sip of your Arrowhead water?"
Man2: "It's my secret water man."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: (in a whisper) "My Skyy water..."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: "It's freaking vodka you nut."
Man1: "haha niceeee."

by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009

Thumbation

When couples are holding hands and then start touching or petting each others' thumbs. Can evolve into thumb wars and other kinky behaviors.

Man Friend: "So what did you do at the movies with Katie at the movies last night?"
Dude: "We held bands. Little thumbation."
Man Friend: "Kinky."

by Dave Rowe January 27, 2009

Gigglet

A one syllable laugh like "heh" or "hah" that in most cases is used when following a simple statement or comment that is somewhat humorous. Can also be used as a courtesy laugh.

Dude One: "Jebus man, my shoe is tied all funny."
Dude Two: "hah"
Dude One: "Thanks for the gigglet."
Dude Two: "Of course... heh."

by Dave Rowe January 2, 2009

Gigglesaurous

Someone who cannot stop laughing and/or giggling. Usually a result from smoking mary-jane, but can also result from constant jokes and/or awkward moments. Most common in small groups and/or post-dates.

Dude: "Hey Girl"
Chick: "Sup. hahaha."
Dude: "Ok.. you alright?"
Chick: "hahah. Fine. wee.. hahaha. wow. hahaha."
Dude: "Haha damn girl.. you are like.."
Chick: "What? hahah. what huh? haha."
Dude: "A gigglesaurous."
Chick: "hahahahahahahha."

by Dave Rowe January 2, 2009

Rim Job

A shitty time when one hits the rim of a red cup while playing beerpong and does not make it in. Reference made to the licking of ones anal exit - also a shitty event.

Player1: *shoots ball*
Player1: *ball hits rim of cup*
Player1: "Fuck I hate rim jobs."

by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009

Autogasm

An orgasm caused by seeing a very nice automobile.

Car: *vroooooooooooooom*
Man: "Oh godd." *ahhhh* "Autogasm" *ahhhuhh*

by Dave Rowe January 23, 2009