Dave Rowe's definitions

Electropalm

A condition common to the average person (primarily in the United States) where he/she always has an electronic device - usually a cell phone - in the palm of their hand.

Man: "What the hell do you always have in your hand?"
Woman: "Why it's my Blackberry of course.. duh."
Man: "Jebus! You have serious electropalm."

by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009

Gigglesaurous

Someone who cannot stop laughing and/or giggling. Usually a result from smoking mary-jane, but can also result from constant jokes and/or awkward moments. Most common in small groups and/or post-dates.

Dude: "Hey Girl"
Chick: "Sup. hahaha."
Dude: "Ok.. you alright?"
Chick: "hahah. Fine. wee.. hahaha. wow. hahaha."
Dude: "Haha damn girl.. you are like.."
Chick: "What? hahah. what huh? haha."
Dude: "A gigglesaurous."
Chick: "hahahahahahahha."

by Dave Rowe January 2, 2009

Rim Job

A shitty time when one hits the rim of a red cup while playing beerpong and does not make it in. Reference made to the licking of ones anal exit - also a shitty event.

Player1: *shoots ball*
Player1: *ball hits rim of cup*
Player1: "Fuck I hate rim jobs."

by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009

Secret Water

A water bottle that is emptied and instead filled with Vodka or other substance that looks like water. Common when going to a public location like a park, baseball game, or even class.

Man1: "Dude why do you cringe everytime you take a sip of your Arrowhead water?"
Man2: "It's my secret water man."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: (in a whisper) "My Skyy water..."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: "It's freaking vodka you nut."
Man1: "haha niceeee."

by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009

Fo-D

40 ounces of pure joy. Commonly associated with a 40 oz. of Malt Liquor or other tasty and intoxicating substance.

Brosiff1: "Bro man, what you got in da bag?"
Brosiff2: "A fo-d man."
Brosiff1: "Shit! Share the goods man."

by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009

Holy Chet

A variation of "holy shit" that is usually said in response to something that does not involved a great amount of stress or results from a situation without too much negativity. Commonly said among video gamers.

Gamer1: "Holy chet he shot me in da butt!"
Gamer2: "Run mang, run!!"

by Dave Rowe January 7, 2009

shmerffle

The act of eating one's fart bubble while usually in a bath tub or swimming pool.

"Brosiff, I am the shmerffle king of this pool!"

by Dave Rowe April 7, 2008