A condition common to the average person (primarily in the United States) where he/she always has an electronic device - usually a cell phone - in the palm of their hand.
Man: "What the hell do you always have in your hand?"
Woman: "Why it's my Blackberry of course.. duh."
Man: "Jebus! You have serious electropalm."
Woman: "Why it's my Blackberry of course.. duh."
Man: "Jebus! You have serious electropalm."
by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009
A water bottle that is emptied and instead filled with Vodka or other substance that looks like water. Common when going to a public location like a park, baseball game, or even class.
Man1: "Dude why do you cringe everytime you take a sip of your Arrowhead water?"
Man2: "It's my secret water man."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: (in a whisper) "My Skyy water..."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: "It's freaking vodka you nut."
Man1: "haha niceeee."
Man2: "It's my secret water man."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: (in a whisper) "My Skyy water..."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: "It's freaking vodka you nut."
Man1: "haha niceeee."
by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009
A shitty time when one hits the rim of a red cup while playing beerpong and does not make it in. Reference made to the licking of ones anal exit - also a shitty event.
by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009
40 ounces of pure joy. Commonly associated with a 40 oz. of Malt Liquor or other tasty and intoxicating substance.
Brosiff1: "Bro man, what you got in da bag?"
Brosiff2: "A fo-d man."
Brosiff1: "Shit! Share the goods man."
Brosiff2: "A fo-d man."
Brosiff1: "Shit! Share the goods man."
by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009
A variation of "holy shit" that is usually said in response to something that does not involved a great amount of stress or results from a situation without too much negativity. Commonly said among video gamers.
by Dave Rowe January 07, 2009
by Dave Rowe April 07, 2008
When couples are holding hands and then start touching or petting each others' thumbs. Can evolve into thumb wars and other kinky behaviors.
Man Friend: "So what did you do at the movies with Katie at the movies last night?"
Dude: "We held bands. Little thumbation."
Man Friend: "Kinky."
Dude: "We held bands. Little thumbation."
Man Friend: "Kinky."
by Dave Rowe January 27, 2009