KGB

Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti
(Committee for State Security)

The Russian intelligence agency, similar to America's CIA.

"Vladimir Putin seems like an ok guy, but some worry because he's ex-KGB."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

cosmonaut

A Russian astronaut.

"We Americans have astronauts, and the Russians have cosmonauts. No real difference."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

psyconaught

a person who explores the 'outer reaches' of the human psyche through hallucinogens.

yeah, jim's a psyconaught; haven't seen him in a while. . .

by dave December 12, 2003

Stinky Eel

Performing oral sex after anal sex without the use of hands touching the man flesh. Also known as A2M.

Sally needed mouth wash after I gave her the Stinky Eel

by Dave December 16, 2004

fanny flaps

In Britain, used to refer to the labia majora of the female vagina. Otherwise known as the vaginal "lips".

Can be used as a derogatory term, in the same way that cunt, dick, asshole would be used.

That chick has huge fanny flaps.

I'd like to wrap my fanny flaps around that guy's cock.

Shutup fanny flaps.

by Dave March 05, 2003

UMP

Universal Machine Pistol

Developed by Heckler & Koch. 25-round clip chambered for .45acp.

Considered to be "an MP5 for experts". Considered by me to be "the modern-day Tommygun".

"The UMP is just a gun one can just fuck with in Counterstrike. It serves you bad, then it serves you good. It's a hypocritical gun it seems...so that's why I deem it as 'a gun you fuck with once in a while'."
-me

by Dave April 01, 2004

bove'd

foreshortning of bothered
meaning "i'm not bothered"

your mums dead . bove'd
i shagged your mum! bove'd mate

by dave December 11, 2003