Apu

Everyone's beloved hindu from The Simpsons. ^_^

"Would you like to try these new hotdogs? They are made from an oil company!"
-Apu, The Simpsons Hit'n'Run

"...it looks like the end of the road for Apu..."
-Apu, The Simpsons Road Rage

by Dave January 15, 2004

Constitution

*A person's build.

*A thing's appearance.

*A nation's VITAL document regarding how it works, and, for example, what freedoms the people are allowed.

"The US Constitution is not only vital, but sacred as well."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

chest

*The top-half of the human body which contains the heart and lungs, also reinforced by the ribcage.

*What women call their breasts in fear of embarassment.

"Which part of the chest for cryin' outloud!? The sternum? The breasts? Be specific!!"
-me

by Dave April 01, 2004

Evansophilia

Complete addoration of the body of an 'Evans@ for no reason as there has never been an apparent one.

Mr T. Evans loves himself

by Dave June 12, 2003

big burly men

balls, testis, nuts, chin bumpers, ass smackers, the boys, the twins, or any othe forms of the two things that hang in your nut sack.

She even sucked my big burly men while my shlong was on her forehead.

by Dave March 02, 2004

Hotity

An exceptionally hot chick
(Hot - hott - hotity)

Yo, Pam Anderson is one HOTITY bitch.

by Dave April 08, 2003

negro puff

a negro puff is a black womens/mans over grown pube hair.

Damn girl shave that negro puff.

by Dave May 13, 2005