Dave's definitions

Mooreonic

How a Mooreon acts; liberal acting under the influence of Michael Moore's insanely liberal rhetoric.

PERSON ACTING MOOREONIC:
"America is the evil! Michael Moore is my Jesus because he has revealed to me the truth that George W Bush is the most evil man in the world and is more evil than all dictators combined! George W Bush kills babies and Saddam Hussein has never done such a thing! And the NRA celebrates children dying of gun-violence! Americans are stupid! Long live communism! Keep on rockin' in the free world! Fuck America! Wooooo!!"

by Dave January 5, 2005

Uncle Sam

*A legendary figurehead of the United States. Although mythical, he is reported to have been a real person. Uncle Sam is basically a tall man with white hair (with a white goatee), dressed in the Red, White & Blue, with the Stars & Stripes as a huge hat. Uncle Sam, along with this description, is commonly portrayed as this old-looking, but tough-as-nails, figurehead pointing at you, the viewer of the poster, and below it he's saying "I Want You".
Uncle Sam basically represents the US Government, although he greatly represents the US Military.

*Sam Fisher's alias in a mission during Splinter Cell : Pandora Tomorrow.

*An appropriate name for anyone in the military named Sam. This name may not be appropriate for females named Sam though.

Libby-Lib : "*puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points* I want you so I can screw your children over by sending them to ficticious wars!"
Me : "....not funny."

Me : "puts on Stars & Stripes hat and then points" I want you. ^.^
Hottie : "*has a confused look*"

by Dave June 29, 2004

Paladin

A heroic defender of mages. Posesser of great defense.

Paldins, Dying so you don't have to.

by Dave December 8, 2004

Marines

Particularly, soldiers that are part of the United States Marine Corps. They are the cream of the crop, and their defining character is that of an emergency response team, making them usually among the first to be sent into war.
They go through very rigourous basic PT, and are trained to kill. They are amphibious-operated as well, making them very formidable.

"The USMC are undoubtedly the finest combatants in the world. The only problem is that they're meat-heads."
-me

by Dave September 27, 2004

retard racer

Another term for a short bus, or any kind of vehicle used for the transportation of disabled, handicapped citizens. Seeing as how retards are JUST NOW being mocked, anyone handicapped can be considered a retard, although this is often very prejudgmental.

"Hey look it's a retard racer, check out the passangers."

by Dave January 14, 2004

scope

Any type of tube-shaped lenses for the purpose of magnifying vision. There are numerous types; sometimes binocs are called scopes.

"I use this term to refer to rifle-scopes really."
-me

by Dave September 10, 2004

Jankee

A person from the North who moves to the South and tends to display Yankee behaviors.

Dave is such a Jankie

by Dave March 8, 2005