Definitions by Dave

satchel

*A slang term referring to the scrotum (AKA : male testicles).

*A slang term referring to a bag of marijuana.

*A type of case used by military personnel, often equipped onto their clothes; satchels are used for storing certain items & equipment.

"He kicked me in the satchel!! >.< "

"Hey man...got the satchel man? Heheheheh...."

"In Splinter Cell, you should always check an enemy body for satchels."

satchel by Dave July 6, 2004

Mark 23 

The technical name for Heckler & Koch's spec-ops handgun, also codenamed the SOCOM.

The H&K Mark 23 is a 12-round, 45.acp handgun that is able to equipped with a LAM and suppressor, to improve the Mark 23's tactical capabilities.
The Mark 23 is a highly-favored handgun of US special forces.

"Civilians can buy a SOCOM for....dear God!! $2000!!! o,o Boy if you want a SOCOM you'll have to be rich. -.- "
-me

Mark 23 by Dave July 6, 2004

Soviet 

*The nationality for a Russian until the end of the Cold War on exactly December 25th, 1991.

*A hack toward a person who believes in communism.

*A slur toward a Russian, racism & politicism intended.

"I'm certain that there are some Russians that want to revive the old ways of the Soviet Union."
-me

Soviet by Dave July 6, 2004

SEAL

Sea, Air, Land.

A SEAL is a highly-trained special forces soldier of the US Navy. Part of a group of 2, 4, 8, or no higher than 16 other SEAL's, Navy SEAL's are pretty much the modern-day ninja; they are trained to meld in with the scenery and attack without being noticed. Their bodies are trained and pushed beyond almost human-limits.

"Not everyone can be a SEAL. In fact, you'd have to be superhuman to be one! If you really want to be a SEAL, you really have to want it."
-me

"The only easy day was yesterday!"
-SEAL Motto

"If you're called to duty but you're not ready, then you've failed."
-SEAL Moral from an officer

SEAL by Dave July 6, 2004

Jimmy Patterson 

The main character of Medal of Honor, at least in certain episodes of the series.

"Jimmy Patterson was like the Solid Snake of WWII. He can take out tanks, railguns, a whole wad of heavily-armed nazis....he can do it!"
-me

Jimmy Patterson by Dave July 6, 2004

Rooskie

Improper spelling of the word "ruskie", which is a racist slur toward a Russian.

"Damn Rooskies!"
"You spelt it wrong."
"Oh shut up you commie!"
"Stop being judgmental. I never said I believed in--"
"YES YOU DID GODDAMMIT!!"
"Jesus Christ man. Take some ridalin. No wait, don't, uh, for Godsakes take a sedative or whatever. I mean seriously, it's OK to be proud to be an American, but don't let all that pride get to your head. -,- "

Rooskie by Dave July 6, 2004

Hu Jintao 

The president of China....apparently he's the world's 3rd worst dictator. He is known for enforcing online spies & executing roughly 4000 people a year.

Libby-Lib : "I'd rather have Hu chink for president instead of Bush."

Me : "And you liberals claim to be so smart."

Libby-Lib : "We are man! We know the truth behind this country!"

Me : "Have you ever bothered to think that the truth is something you find on your own, and not from others?"

Libby-Lib : "Have you ever bothered to think that what they are saying IS truth?"

Me : "Ugh....someone shut this crybaby up..."

Hu Jintao by Dave July 6, 2004