Dave's definitions

Cincinnati

yeaaaaaah, cincinnati is fun, yeaaaaaah. i like it, it is my homeland and i enjoy living here, although it is hard getting shot at by police and having a diet consisting mainly of chili spaghetti and flying pig. yeaaaaaah

Hannah: "Do you like Cincinnati Dave?"
Dave: "It's better than New Jersey"

by Dave October 25, 2003

Pentagon

*A shape with 5 corners.

*Another name for the USDoD, which is a massive, pentagon-shaped building (hence its name), which serves as the center for all national defense information, planning, coordinating, etc etc.

"Donald Rumsfeld is the Secretary of Defense. He's also bad-ass."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

yahweh

The name of God in hebrew.

"Yahweeeeeeeh!"
-the themesong, similar to Yahoo, in Bruce Almighty

by Dave April 4, 2004

Japanese-Massage

A massage technique originating from Japan. This massage involves the massager using her feet to, essentially, step on the person's body, for soothing purposes of course.

"My girlfriend gives great Japanese-massages. ^.^ her massages make me horny so much that I wanna massage her pussy. ^-^"

PS : Not Japanese-massage her pussy; I mean, like, rubbing it with my hands and stuff, to the point where I can stroke her clitoris with my fingers and listen to her hot, sexy, pleasurable moanings. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^

by Dave May 1, 2004

Louisiana

A southern state in the USA known for a fascinating culture, but it's very unsafe to swim there because of alligators.

"He can catch'uh meanest alligatuh wi'just one hand.....that's all he got left 'cause alligatuh bit'im!"

by Dave July 24, 2006

pokey bum wank

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time

Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?

by Dave September 16, 2003

Sea of Lloyd

Also known as the Atlantic

Lets go swim in the sea of lloyd

by Dave February 9, 2005