Dave's definitions
"This one guy who's with the japanese national socialist party says all this egopatriot crap about how the Japanese Self-Defense Force can conquer and take over any country in the world. That's a load of shit. They are great, but they, like all other militaries, are nothing compared to the US military."
by Dave January 14, 2004
Get the egopatriotmug. by Dave March 7, 2004
Get the festivemug. When a guy and girl friend of yours are piss drunk and you determine they shouldn't do anything that involves their genitals, because 1) she's too drunk and horny and she really is a good girl, 2) he's got a girlfriend in another state who he wants to be loyal to when he's sober, 3) the girl just denied you (doesnt help that you're sober) so you dont want him gettin any, and 4) condoms will probably not be used. Just let the fuckers engage in spooning for a couple hours.
Man I hada cockblock my friend cause I know the girl he's with, and she's a good girl and doesn't deserve gettin knocked up or anything.
by Dave February 1, 2004
Get the cock blockmug. The CRINGLE is when the man finishes his load on a womans chin ear to ear much like the beard of Chris Cringle (Santa) it is a seasonal finishing move.
by Dave December 16, 2004
Get the cringlemug. geh-stah-poh
*Nazi Germany's secret police. As militant & heavily-armed as the wehrmacht.
*A hack used to refer to a person (lotsa times a cop) who barges into your property for unofficial reasons and thus invades your privacy.
*Nazi Germany's secret police. As militant & heavily-armed as the wehrmacht.
*A hack used to refer to a person (lotsa times a cop) who barges into your property for unofficial reasons and thus invades your privacy.
by Dave March 26, 2004
Get the gestapomug. After giving Neil a rusty trombone, Bob dug into his bag of tricks and followed it up with a gimpsy. Neil was forever grateful.
by Dave January 4, 2005
Get the gimpsymug. 