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egopatriot

A type of patriot who uses nonsense as means of showing patriotism to his/her native country.
"This one guy who's with the japanese national socialist party says all this egopatriot crap about how the Japanese Self-Defense Force can conquer and take over any country in the world. That's a load of shit. They are great, but they, like all other militaries, are nothing compared to the US military."
by Dave January 14, 2004
mugGet the egopatriotmug.

festive

state between buzzed and drunk. The most pleasant of all alcohol induced states.
I had 7 beers, I'm festive
by Dave March 7, 2004
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cock block

When a guy and girl friend of yours are piss drunk and you determine they shouldn't do anything that involves their genitals, because 1) she's too drunk and horny and she really is a good girl, 2) he's got a girlfriend in another state who he wants to be loyal to when he's sober, 3) the girl just denied you (doesnt help that you're sober) so you dont want him gettin any, and 4) condoms will probably not be used. Just let the fuckers engage in spooning for a couple hours.
Man I hada cockblock my friend cause I know the girl he's with, and she's a good girl and doesn't deserve gettin knocked up or anything.
by Dave February 1, 2004
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cringle

The CRINGLE is when the man finishes his load on a womans chin ear to ear much like the beard of Chris Cringle (Santa) it is a seasonal finishing move.
After all that make up sex I gave that bitch a cringle! and promised a pearl necklace next time.
by Dave December 16, 2004
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gestapo

geh-stah-poh

*Nazi Germany's secret police. As militant & heavily-armed as the wehrmacht.

*A hack used to refer to a person (lotsa times a cop) who barges into your property for unofficial reasons and thus invades your privacy.
"Many cops today have gone gestapo. -_- that's what happens when people abuse their freedoms?"
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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gimpsy

the act of inserting a gerbil into the rectum. usually done for sexual purposes.
After giving Neil a rusty trombone, Bob dug into his bag of tricks and followed it up with a gimpsy. Neil was forever grateful.
by Dave January 4, 2005
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scumbucket

Someone who holds a lot a scumword
You is a major scumbucket
by Dave July 8, 2003
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