Definitions by Dave

morngy 

teddy out of pram face like a slapped arse sad git.

she was morngy after i prematurly ejaculated on her mum

morngy by dave October 11, 2004

tross 

tross as in the penis or someone who acts like a penis

gordon peter young who is chief tross of the northern quarter

tross by dave October 11, 2004

igotthetricks B 

doin a nike freestyle with a football susessfully pullin a trick like a kick up using your nob, the spinnin on your head while balencing it on your testicals jumping up and shouting "i got the tricks B"

"check dis *thrusts ball and catches it in ass cheeks* i got the tricks B"

igotthetricks B by dave October 11, 2004

bumbersquat 

ghetto quarrels often involve this word and is usually follwed by rasclat or bludclot. in the town of east wycome it used by farmers when they want to jack up on harsh brown with out the misses finding out (to prevent this happening the inject there scrotum)

ricky you bumbersquat stop squating on my bumber

bumbersquat by dave October 11, 2004

DILD BARON 

cheif of all dildo collectors often found sniffing shoes while swquatting on a fat 1! collects dildos like a dyson does dust see also your mum

wow look in your mums draw shes a dild baron

DILD BARON by dave October 11, 2004

Portteus 

The maker of fine wines

I had a totally good Portteus bottle Merlot

Portteus by Dave October 11, 2004

Australian kiss 

Better than a French-kiss, and can only be given to women. An Australian-kiss is similar to a French-kiss in that it involves the tongue, but an Australian-kiss is about French-kissing the vagina. ^.^

"If I ever meet a beautiful woman I'm instantly going to Australian-kiss her. ^o^ "
-me

Australian kiss by Dave October 10, 2004