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ninjitsu

Mispelling of Ninjutsu, the art of stealth CQB, practiced by the ninja.
"Although, NinjItsu and NinjUtsu sound the same, almost."
-me
by Dave November 5, 2004
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wehrmacht

vehr-mahckt

Deutsche for "military power". A term used during WWII, by the Allies, to describe the entire nazi military.
"The wehrmacht had a shitload of powerful weapons, such as U-boats, railguns, top secret strategic missiles, among many others. o.o but in the end, we kicked their asses! ^.^ "
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
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glipe

Ye shoulda seen the fucking glipe that served me in the bar last night.
by Dave October 8, 2003
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Smeagle

To get off one's face, often by using Cannibis.
by Dave February 2, 2004
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Stevie Ray Vaughan

One of the greatest guitar players ever to have lived. Also, one of the most beautiful and unselfish people ever to have lived. If everyone were like he was, there would be no war or hatred in the world.
SRV could play some uber tyte licks on that guit box.
by Dave November 13, 2003
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footprints

*Tracks made by feet, whether human or animal, often visually-evident on ground similar to snow or sand, even wet footprints on normal concrete.

*A christian philosophy about a man who decided to follow the Lord. It goes like this (warning : it has been written in my own words, but it is totally derived off of the real thing):

One night I had a dream...I dreamed that I was on a beach and I was walking with the Lord. In the dark sky there were flashes of my life. For every scene of my life, I looked back and saw two sets of footprints...one belonging to me, and one belonging to the Lord.
When I saw the last scene of my life flash amidst the dark sky, I looked back at the footprints again...there was only one set of footprints. I realized that this single set of footprints was during the lowest and most difficult and troublesome time in my life. I was very bothered and I felt I had to ask the Lord about this dilemma...
...I said, "Lord, You told me that if I followed You, You would walk with me all the way. But I noticed that there is only one set of footprints. I also noticed that this single set of footprints was during my most troublesome moments. I just don't understand why, Oh Lord, when I needed You the most, You'd....leave me..."
And then the Lord whispered, "My precious, precious child, I love you and I will never, ever leave you, even during your times of trial, testing, and suffering....when you look at that single set of footprints, it was then that I carried you."
"Whose footprints're these?"
-arctic soldier examining foreign footprints in the snow in Metal Gear Solid....unaware that Solid Snake is about to choke the life outta him!
by Dave February 25, 2004
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morris dancer

Some wierdo's who paint their faces black and dance round sticks in the country (in England).
Usually from the South West, anal and gay - probably has sex with members of their own family
Fucking Morris dancers - they're everywhere. It's about time they passed a law against it
by Dave July 8, 2003
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