Dave's definitions

plane

1. v. for a flying object to strike a stationary object.

1. that bird just planed the shit out of my windshield.
2. you best watch out, or i'll pull a john denver and plane your ass.

by dave September 14, 2004

pit

slang for body odor, usually used when the offending person isnt of the opposite sex.

1) dude, you smell like pit!

2) man, it smells like pit in here!

by Dave September 27, 2003

NITESHO

The name given a cool car suitably blinged out by means of external illumination.

Damn that nitesho sure is cool! Lookit at the women he's got hanging on him. Must be the ride.

by Dave January 29, 2004

scat

turding all over a lovers head

scat on my face John

by Dave December 12, 2003

barsteward

a) A polite way of saying bastard word
b) Someone who serves drinks from behind a bar with a smug manner

You are a stupid barsteward

by Dave July 8, 2003

robbing

Any experience that happens to an individual which simulates that feeling you get when you realize that you have just had something stolen from you

Mike had been drinking all night long, and by 2am had lost his cell phone somewhere at one of the 3 bars. He looked frantic, and his friends all agreed that the situation he was in "robbed"

by Dave February 13, 2003

smell you

A southern way, often this case, of saying, "man you stink!".

"Wooo, smell you..."
-one of the prisoners in The Green Mile

by Dave April 1, 2004