Definitions by Dave

technophobe 

A person who is irrationally afraid of technology.

My mom says sitting to close to the TV will make my eyes go square! She's such a technophobe.

technophobe by Dave October 12, 2003

Commie 

A varient of the boogie man during the Reagan administration.

Commie by Dave October 12, 2003

lamb hangings 

See beef curtains.

lamb hangings by Dave October 11, 2003

Rounders

A game played by little girls in UK that is suspiciously similar to baseball

Rounders by Dave October 9, 2003

glipe 

In Northern Ireland a glipe is a stupid person or eejit.

Ye shoulda seen the fucking glipe that served me in the bar last night.

glipe by Dave October 8, 2003

leeching

Posting an image file directly on a message board or website without linking to it, or the site that it came from. Leeching tends to be hell on the original site's bandwidth, and it is customary to swap the image for something embarrassing and/or disgusting.

Some cocksucker was leeching one of my pics, so I swapped it for Tubgirl!

leeching by Dave October 6, 2003

ArIsEn 

One that starts off with nothing, and prospers with everything.

Money Literal : "Bill Gates has ArIsEn from being a bum, to being a multi-billionaire."

Motor Vehicles Literal: "Though the Pontiac GTO was a muscle car of the past, GM has ArIsEn the GTO for the 2004 year, with its most powerful 350cu engine yet."

Computer Literal :"ArIsEn is the 1337est muthafucka out there."

ArIsEn by Dave October 3, 2003