Dave's definitions

Spubble

To take a very, very long time over something.

Where's Ollie? I don't know - he's probably engaged in a bit of spubble

by Dave December 9, 2003

Faht

Faht is often used to describe a stinky fart. Also used to humilate someone.

Ew! Jimbob you fahted and it smells like shit.

Dan is such a faht he can't even read.

by Dave December 9, 2003

space docking

to excrete inside a condom, freeze the condom and then use like a penis to give some one anal plessure.

the man went to his freezer and got the condom he had loaded the night before and "docked" it inside his boyfriends rectum

by dave December 7, 2003

yestergay

a gay male now in a heterosexual relationship or marriage. Not the same as ex-gay, which is someone who seeks a religious conversion to abandon homosexuality.

After years of bad relationships with men, he finally found a woman he loved enough to want to marry.

by dave December 6, 2003

pritneer

another word for 'almost'. a bastardization of 'pretty near' used mostly in maine.

we cut pritneer 2 cords of wood today.

by dave December 4, 2003

slop

food from mcdonalds, wendys, taco bell, etc.

i'm doing a slop run. you guys want anything?

by dave December 4, 2003

dockrat

a person, usually of the female gender, who tends to loiter at marinas, harbors, gas docks, etc. with the intent of finding and or having sexual intercourse with the dude who posesses the coolest and/or fastest boat on a particular body of water.

when were done fishing we could go down to brunelle's marina and see if we cant poke a few dockrats.

by dave December 4, 2003