Dave's definitions

corn syrup

Something that all food & drinks are made with, among millions of other ingredients.

"Don't believe me? Look at the ingredients of ANY food item."
-me

by Dave November 20, 2004

Grizzly Tank

Essentially an M1-series tank equipped with anti-mine gear.

"The Allies in C&C : Red Alert 2 have Grizzlies. They looks like M1's, but after researching on the FAS, the Grizzly is a project involving anti-mine capabilities by equipping an M1 tank with such items."
-me

by Dave September 10, 2004

Kirk

A a good and kind ruler and King, loved by children and worshiped by women. A masterful master of masters.

All hail the Kirk, long live the Kirk.

The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down.

The men all wished they could be Kirk.

The kids loved the kindness and generousity of the Kirk.

by Dave July 26, 2006

halo2

Possibly the most boring game ever created. Much was expected from this game, but little was delivered. It still has the smallest arsenal of any shooter ever(excluding it's predesecor), and the multiplayer levels are still unimaginative. Some multiplayer levels are much too confusing, and some are just plain old open fields. There is no in-between. The only level that makes for a good time is Battle Creek. If your going to play this game, be sure to take a pillow because your sure to fall asleep due too boredom.

When everybody else fell asleep from playing Halo2, us real gamers busted out the N64 to play Goldeneye a.k.a. the good shooter game.

by Dave December 4, 2004

CJ

Carl Johnson from Grand Theft Auto : San Andreas.

"CJ's my nigga! I can dress him up, bulk him up, hone his skills, and even customize his wheels. For shizzle!"
-me, in poor ghetto-talk

by Dave November 3, 2004

Da Silva

Describing someone who wears black all of the time. They tend to have long unkempt hair.

They often tend to be dirty, so that if you were to run your finger along their skin you would be left with a stain on your finger.

Dave: Is he going to a funeral?

Chris: Naw, its just a Da Silva

by Dave May 5, 2005

the shocker

2 in the snapper, one in the crapper

ummmmm, yeah...

by dave July 18, 2003