Dave's definitions

Cum Bubble

When your dick is stoped up and you come a bubble.

It fucking hurt when the bitch sucked the cum bubble out of my stoped up dick.

by Dave October 24, 2003

D-block

The city of Danbury, Conn.
It is nick name used by college kids when refering to Danbury

Andrew: you coming home this week?
David:Oh I'm coming back to D-block baby!

by Dave May 13, 2005

shift

To run off very very fast.

Shit! Feds! Let's shift.

by dAVE July 3, 2003

Portteus

The maker of fine wines

I had a totally good Portteus bottle Merlot

by Dave October 11, 2004

shitthead

n. one who possesses the attributes of a jerk
combination of shit and head

Stop being a shitthead

by Dave March 21, 2005

burn the bacon

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.

"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!

by Dave January 22, 2004

Stear

n. - Kill Sean.

"Hmmmm...tabasco...this calls for a stear."

by Dave November 10, 2003