Dave's definitions

Fatman

*The codename for the atomic bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima on August 6th, 1945.

*The man of a character in MGS2; he's basically a fat-ass albino in a thick, highly-advanced EOD (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) BDU (Battle Dress Uniform), and is armed with an infinite quantity of C4's and a Glock 18. He looks and sounds like he could be a mafioso criminal or something......given his weight, he'd be more like a crimelord.

"Laugh and grow fat!"
-Fatman

by Dave May 24, 2004

Riptard

A weapon, consists of a ball attached to a string, the ball has blades attached to it.

"Jesus Christ that weapon is cool!, what is it?"
"Well my soon to be dead friend, it's a Riptard!"

by Dave January 28, 2004

hinjew

a hindu person who grows up in a very jewish area and due to osmosis absorbs jewish customs and ways of life in essence becoming jewish themselves. however they are still proud hindus, so clearly they are hinjews

Kunal why are you such a hinjew?

Its cuz Im from hewlett man.

by dave March 15, 2005

cocaine

the presence of heartless and flave money in a sistuation invovling money or power

wow i see cocaine... heartless must be here

by dave March 21, 2003

gooder

Short for do-gooder. A person who is helpful and righteous to an annoying degree.

Hey 'gooder! Stop looking over here and go polish your halo.

by Dave October 8, 2006

farkle

a game involving five dice that are rolled, the rules are similar to Yatzee

I played a long game of farkle the other day

by Dave January 24, 2005

Ryne

A short selfish selfcentered troll who likes to hurt people because it has a small penis and girls will always laugh at it because its shorter than normal like he is.

Under the bridge lived a Ryne.

They avoided him becuase he acted like a Ryne.

The kids pretended to like him but secretly thought he was a Ryne and they laughed and laughed and called him Ryno.

by Dave July 26, 2006