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dogtag

A thin, metallic, oval-like-shaped plate used as a form of identification on various aspects (like name, DOB, blood type, etc), worn with a chain (like a necklace), usually by infantry.
The true purpose of the dogtag is to be able to easily identify the corpse of a soldier. The dogtags are usually rested into the mouth of a soldier, sometimes even shoved up their teeth.
"Up their teeth? Ouch....I know they're dead, but still."
-me

PS : my dogtag reads:

GROSS
DAVID
AN ARMY OF ONE
JUNE 14, 1775
U.S. ARMY

Cool huh? I got it for free by sending something into the army. ^_^
by Dave February 22, 2004
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velveeta cheetah

a mixed drink of my own creation which involves velveeta, balsamic vinagrette, and vodka. Stir to a mix and simmer and enjoy.
I was working the bar and whipped up a velveeta cheetah for my pal Vern.
by Dave May 13, 2005
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homey

A good buddy you can always hang around with (providing that he/she says so).
"There are two people in my neighborhood who are good homies. Whenever I'm bored I just pay them a visit, 'cause they always welcome me. Sometimes one of'em takes me to see her other friends; they're good people too. Some do drugs, but they're nice to me and that's all I care about."
-me
by Dave July 8, 2004
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Hairy Palms

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey
by Dave July 8, 2003
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lamb hangings

by Dave October 11, 2003
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LABLUMF

If you're a LABLUMF, You'll vote Democrat.
by Dave November 13, 2006
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