Definitions by Darren Thomson

tension

Tension is uncomfortable situations like riding away on a moto butt naked and loving it. It is tripping over infront of cops on purpose and just all out the stupidest shit you could think off. Its also a video done by the east coast boys on there bodyboards.

Tommo: have you seen the movie tension
Ben: yeah man how funny is it they do the best tensions.

tension by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005

zess slide 

zess slide is a trick performed on a skateboard when your 4wheels slide across the ground and you do a turn usally performed by a surfer on a skater there suppliment for a surfboard.

Tommo: Oi ben see butler doing his zess slides.
Ben: Yeah mate, Good Times

zess slide by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005

inliner 

gooooooofie mofos that are just shit cunts tha choose the easiest sport ever.

Tommo: look at that inliner
Ben: yeah what a shit cunt

inliner by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005

skateboarder 

Some one who has 100% more skill than a rollerblader, 100% more determination, 100% more accuracy, 100% more fitness, and just all out is 100% better than a rollerblader.A standards are 100% higher in skateboarding than rollerblading and its 100% harder than rollerblading which makes it 100% more challenging than rollerblading meaning that the sport will go 100% further than rollerblading.

Skateboarding is The Shit

skateboarder by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005

gloria jeans 

The place to hang out and shit but we just go to drink some hot chocolate and get a bite to eat and then go out and get piised and the place to work out what we are guna do in the night.

Tommo:Oi josh lets go to gloria jeans
Josh: yeah ay i fell like a hot chocolate and we will work out where to get pissed

gloria jeans by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005

crazy shash 

crazy shash is used when someone does the most pysco shit ever like a big kickflip down a ten set or sum shit if someone says you did some crazy shash it menas it was fucken awsome.

Tommo: Oi ribbs how good was that melon grab it was like 10 feet high.
Nathan: Yeah that was crazy shash
Ben: Thanks guys

crazy shash by Darren Thomson April 26, 2005

fang it 

The word fang it is used when some one has gone faster than ever before. It is the word to describe faster than the fastest of fasts, its fucken fast.

Tomo: Oi look at butler he is getting towed by a car on his skater.
Josh: arhhhhhhh he just clocked 54km/h
Ribbs: woooooo fang it butler

fang it by Darren Thomson April 26, 2005