Definitions by Darrell DeMoss

Lowell Cerbone 

The leader of the PHS track team. The team will follow him anywhere and do anything he does. He is also the smartest person in the world. He is Allie Martin's 2nd best friend.

Lowell Cerbone: Let's warm up.
Kyle: Okay leader Lowell!

Lowell Cerbone by Darrell DeMoss April 29, 2022

Damian Rumer 

An 8th grader who's favorite song is 4 big guys.

Bryson: Why do you love that song so much?
Damian Rumer: It's just so good!

Damian Rumer by Darrell DeMoss April 28, 2022

Jimmy Saucer 

Annoys the living hell out of Kyle God Knowlton

Jimmy Saucer: Kyle you're old.
Kyle: Shut up

Jimmy Saucer by Darrell DeMoss April 14, 2022

Kerry Knowlton 

Mother of Gavin Jew Gnik and married to Kyle Matthew God Knowlton.

Kyle Knowlton: Honey I'm home!
Kerry Knowlton: I'm so glad you're back!

Kerry Knowlton by Darrell DeMoss April 14, 2022

Kyle God Knowlton 

An immortal man who has been walking the Earth for centuries. He ate at the 1st McDonald's when the McChickens were 50 cents, and and also was the first person to drive the model T. He is also kinda cute and really likes chicken and American muscle cars. He also beat Josh Edwards in every race ever.

Jimmy: Kyle how does it feel to be 40 and still in high school?
Kyle God Knowlton: Jimmy your IQ is negative 1 shut up.

Kyle God Knowlton by Darrell DeMoss April 1, 2022