Definitions by Darrel and Richard Greaney

puppything 

A dog. Originally used to refer to a small dog whose breed and eventual size are unknown but now used to refer to any dog.

We took the puppything to the beach for a run.

puppything by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 27, 2004

bulletin 

(n) faeces. "to issue a bulletin" is to excrete an amount of faeces toiletwards. See also: all-points bulletin

This morning I got up and issued a bulletin before going to work.

bulletin by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004

teethguy 

(n) A gooseberry. See also: teethgannet

Lets go down to the bottom of the garden and pick teethguys.

teethguy by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004

teethgannet

(n) Long handled garden shears used to prune shrubs, hedges, and other leafy vegetation.

Would you pass me the teethgannet dear, I need to prune the teethguy tree.

teethgannet by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004

dooth 

(n) The fart emitted at the commencement of defecation. The end of the fart is prematurely terminated by the arrival of the first turd at the sphincter. The word is onomatopoeic.

After clenching all afternoon I finallly had the toilet to myself and, upon settling myself on the seat emitted a tremendous dooth.

dooth by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004

benchboy 

(n) A Seal, sealion, or other semi-aquatic, beach mammal.

We drove around the coast until we saw a load of benchboys lying on the rocks.

benchboy by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004

rumpty 

(a) Large and rotund body shape.

The man filling up his car at the petrol station was very rumpty.

The cartoon bear mascot was rumpty.

rumpty by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004