Darrel and Richard Greaney's definitions

teethguy

(n) A gooseberry. See also: teethgannet

Lets go down to the bottom of the garden and pick teethguys.

by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004

bulletin

(n) faeces. "to issue a bulletin" is to excrete an amount of faeces toiletwards. See also: all-points bulletin

This morning I got up and issued a bulletin before going to work.

by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004

dooth

(n) The fart emitted at the commencement of defecation. The end of the fart is prematurely terminated by the arrival of the first turd at the sphincter. The word is onomatopoeic.

After clenching all afternoon I finallly had the toilet to myself and, upon settling myself on the seat emitted a tremendous dooth.

by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004

rumpty

(a) Large and rotund body shape.

The man filling up his car at the petrol station was very rumpty.

The cartoon bear mascot was rumpty.

by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004

teethgannet

(n) Long handled garden shears used to prune shrubs, hedges, and other leafy vegetation.

Would you pass me the teethgannet dear, I need to prune the teethguy tree.

by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004

Bootable

Chicken. Appropriately named after their bootability.

I went out to the coop and one of the bootables was laying an egg.

by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004

benchboy

(n) A Seal, sealion, or other semi-aquatic, beach mammal.

We drove around the coast until we saw a load of benchboys lying on the rocks.

by Darrel and Richard Greaney January 24, 2004