suicide machine

A small box that charges 25 cents to kill you. Anyone using it has two options either a laser gun that kills you quick and easy or lots of barbaric weapons to kill you slowly and painfully.

Hey why aren't those people coming out of that phone booth?
That's not a phone booth. It's a suicide machine.
Ohh, good invention.

by Darnie August 25, 2004

Darnified

The term refering to something that would be worn by a retard named Darnie

Yo, fa-darzzle, dat shirt is off the darnified.

by Darnie April 07, 2003

Jack the Rip-Off

1.) An eskimo wearing pnk pants living in the Saharra Desert.
2.) My fa-der....... yes.

My mom got knocked up by Jack the Rip-off, go figure.

by Darnie April 03, 2003

Loopy-Dar

1.) To understand the meaning of the Loopy-Dar you need to become one with your inner wetard and believe in the "force" or "Matrix" or maybe da "scwartz" for some of you lower life forms.Once you have reached your Loopy-Dar you can defy all laws even the ones dat make pay taxes.So if you wish to reach this unbeliavable feet you must go to the sewer and train and hone you Darness.
2.)To every one else it means stay in school so you don't become one, but I think dats just wetarded.

Darnie:Only the Loopy-Dar will set you free, bretheren.
Dilbert: You can not handle the Loopy-Dar, Darnie.
Darnie: Dar.

by Darnie April 08, 2003

Darmie

1.) A rip-off of my name,DaRniE.
2.)My cousin.

Hi i'm Darnie an dis ars Darmie, me cusin.

by Darnie April 03, 2003

Why

1.)A question that many ask but no one knows the answer to.
2.)If you find the answer to why, please tell me, Dar to the E with a side of P.
3.)A way to keep a wetard busy.

Why, God! Why, did you make me specialererist?

by Darnie April 08, 2003

scwartz

1.)The opposing power to the force.
2.)The way Darnie says force
3.)One of the requirements to reach your Loopy-Dar
4.)The power a wetarded jedi uses

Dardge my scwartz, fiendarishtillistical Bo-Bo.

by Darnie April 08, 2003