Darnie's definitions

Loopy-Dar

1.) To understand the meaning of the Loopy-Dar you need to become one with your inner wetard and believe in the "force" or "Matrix" or maybe da "scwartz" for some of you lower life forms.Once you have reached your Loopy-Dar you can defy all laws even the ones dat make pay taxes.So if you wish to reach this unbeliavable feet you must go to the sewer and train and hone you Darness.
2.)To every one else it means stay in school so you don't become one, but I think dats just wetarded.

Darnie:Only the Loopy-Dar will set you free, bretheren.
Dilbert: You can not handle the Loopy-Dar, Darnie.
Darnie: Dar.

by Darnie April 8, 2003

scwartz

1.)The opposing power to the force.
2.)The way Darnie says force
3.)One of the requirements to reach your Loopy-Dar
4.)The power a wetarded jedi uses

Dardge my scwartz, fiendarishtillistical Bo-Bo.

by Darnie April 8, 2003

Pwesident

1). The leader of the opposing force to the Loopy-Dars. He is the leader of The Unknown Country. He is actually George W. Bush, a Loopy-Dar gone bad.

We must destwoy the Pwesident. Hurry Darnie.

by Darnie April 8, 2003

The Loopy-Dar-Bibble

1). The tool used by people who practice Loopy-Dar. It is a book smaller than your palm. It is actually unreadable because of its small print, but let the wetards have their religion.

Darnie, please read from the Loopy-Dar-Bibble

by Darnie April 8, 2003

Darnified

The term refering to something that would be worn by a retard named Darnie

Yo, fa-darzzle, dat shirt is off the darnified.

by Darnie April 7, 2003

suicide machine

A small box that charges 25 cents to kill you. Anyone using it has two options either a laser gun that kills you quick and easy or lots of barbaric weapons to kill you slowly and painfully.

Hey why aren't those people coming out of that phone booth?
That's not a phone booth. It's a suicide machine.
Ohh, good invention.

by Darnie August 24, 2004

Jack the Rip-Off

1.) An eskimo wearing pnk pants living in the Saharra Desert.
2.) My fa-der....... yes.

My mom got knocked up by Jack the Rip-off, go figure.

by Darnie April 3, 2003