Definitions by Darnie

Loopy-Dar 

1.) To understand the meaning of the Loopy-Dar you need to become one with your inner wetard and believe in the "force" or "Matrix" or maybe da "scwartz" for some of you lower life forms.Once you have reached your Loopy-Dar you can defy all laws even the ones dat make pay taxes.So if you wish to reach this unbeliavable feet you must go to the sewer and train and hone you Darness.
2.)To every one else it means stay in school so you don't become one, but I think dats just wetarded.

Darnie:Only the Loopy-Dar will set you free, bretheren.
Dilbert: You can not handle the Loopy-Dar, Darnie.
Darnie: Dar.

Loopy-Dar by Darnie April 8, 2003

Darnified

The term refering to something that would be worn by a retard named Darnie

Yo, fa-darzzle, dat shirt is off the darnified.

Darnified by Darnie April 7, 2003

Darmie 

1.) A rip-off of my name,DaRniE.
2.)My cousin.

Hi i'm Darnie an dis ars Darmie, me cusin.

Darmie by Darnie April 3, 2003

Dar ba lar 

1.) A three syllabled phrase, usually said by retarded or mentally challenged children.
2.)A pointless phrase meaning absolutely nothing or everything.

Hey Dar ba lar! What the Dar ba lar are you Dar ba laringly Dar ba laring.

Dar ba lar by Darnie April 3, 2003

Jack the Rip-Off 

1.) An eskimo wearing pnk pants living in the Saharra Desert.
2.) My fa-der....... yes.

My mom got knocked up by Jack the Rip-off, go figure.

Jack the Rip-Off by Darnie April 3, 2003

Dar-ba-lar 

1.)Catch phrase of a Darnie.
2.) Showing great retarded pleasure,feeling, or anger.

What the dar-ba-lar are you dipshit.

Dar-ba-lar by Darnie March 31, 2003

Wetard 

1.) Retarded term for a retard.
2.)Shows utter stupidity.

You be fugin wetard.

Wetard by Darnie March 31, 2003