Jack the Rip-Off

1.) An eskimo wearing pnk pants living in the Saharra Desert.
2.) My fa-der....... yes.

My mom got knocked up by Jack the Rip-off, go figure.

by Darnie April 03, 2003

Dar ba lar

1.) A three syllabled phrase, usually said by retarded or mentally challenged children.
2.)A pointless phrase meaning absolutely nothing or everything.

Hey Dar ba lar! What the Dar ba lar are you Dar ba laringly Dar ba laring.

by Darnie April 03, 2003

Dar-ba-lar

1.)Catch phrase of a Darnie.
2.) Showing great retarded pleasure,feeling, or anger.

What the dar-ba-lar are you dipshit.

by Darnie April 01, 2003

suicide machine

A small box that charges 25 cents to kill you. Anyone using it has two options either a laser gun that kills you quick and easy or lots of barbaric weapons to kill you slowly and painfully.

Hey why aren't those people coming out of that phone booth?
That's not a phone booth. It's a suicide machine.
Ohh, good invention.

by Darnie August 25, 2004

Why

1.)A question that many ask but no one knows the answer to.
2.)If you find the answer to why, please tell me, Dar to the E with a side of P.
3.)A way to keep a wetard busy.

Why, God! Why, did you make me specialererist?

by Darnie April 08, 2003

Darmie

1.) A rip-off of my name,DaRniE.
2.)My cousin.

Hi i'm Darnie an dis ars Darmie, me cusin.

by Darnie April 03, 2003

backstabtastic

The feeling of being betrayed or fucked.

This is really backstabtastic, Danny dumped me again.

by Darnie April 01, 2003