Darnie's definitions

Why

1.)A question that many ask but no one knows the answer to.
2.)If you find the answer to why, please tell me, Dar to the E with a side of P.
3.)A way to keep a wetard busy.

Why, God! Why, did you make me specialererist?

by Darnie April 8, 2003

Pwesident

1). The leader of the opposing force to the Loopy-Dars. He is the leader of The Unknown Country. He is actually George W. Bush, a Loopy-Dar gone bad.

We must destwoy the Pwesident. Hurry Darnie.

by Darnie April 8, 2003

Darnified

The term refering to something that would be worn by a retard named Darnie

Yo, fa-darzzle, dat shirt is off the darnified.

by Darnie April 7, 2003

The Loopy-Dar-Bibble

1). The tool used by people who practice Loopy-Dar. It is a book smaller than your palm. It is actually unreadable because of its small print, but let the wetards have their religion.

Darnie, please read from the Loopy-Dar-Bibble

by Darnie April 8, 2003

Darmie

1.) A rip-off of my name,DaRniE.
2.)My cousin.

Hi i'm Darnie an dis ars Darmie, me cusin.

by Darnie April 3, 2003

Dar ba lar

1.) A three syllabled phrase, usually said by retarded or mentally challenged children.
2.)A pointless phrase meaning absolutely nothing or everything.

Hey Dar ba lar! What the Dar ba lar are you Dar ba laringly Dar ba laring.

by Darnie April 3, 2003

Dar-Saver

1). A stick used by the Loopy-Dar. It used to fight off evil. It is actually a stick off the ground and the evil is the mail-man, but let the fookin Loopy-Dars have their weapons of mass destruction.

Draw your Dar-Saver. If you dare.

by Darnie April 8, 2003