Danny Durden's definitions

Wordporn

Composing language, written or oral, so notably titillating that it's somewhat pornographic

The bartender spoke with genuine wordporn; we liked it

by Danny Durden August 7, 2020

Chess Pigeon

noun.
A person who, analogously, kicks over the chess board, and struts around, acting like a winner, when nothing but a mess happened.

That fool really fumbled the presentation, then actually acted as though they saved the day...what a friggin Chess Pigeon.

by Danny Durden May 27, 2021

Fuzzy bunny

Refers to the pseudo-idealistic and often abjectly hypocritical sensibilities of the bug-eyed positive-energy-only-or-else people.

The fuzzy bunny girl was obviously offended by the truth of the matter; truth often gets misconstrued as negative-speak.

by Danny Durden July 31, 2020

Mayn't

May Not (contraction form) (previously undiscovered)

You mayn't use my wallet to pay for that crap.

by Danny Durden June 29, 2023

NonBinary

Referring to the tendency to Overtly and Overly Politicize one's Gender and/or Sexual Identity.

Labelling oneself as NonBinary is a pleading with one's immediate audience to acknowledge them as not heterosexual...serving to separate their identity from men and women...

by Danny Durden May 21, 2021

Noodle

A penis, tired from already performing,

and ejaculating, incapable erection until resting sufficiently.

She was glad to grab her toy since all her partner had left was his soft Noodle.

by Danny Durden May 27, 2021

Bad Beat

In gambling, when it would appear the outcome of an event is virtually decided, and suddenly, at the very last, ( or near very last) moment, the script gets flipped, and the predicted winning ticket is now a LOSER.

He suffered a Bad Beat when his horse, who was about to win the race, jumped a shadow, and fell into the rail, dislodging the jockey, interestingly, in the shadow of the finish line, disqualified.

by Danny Durden May 26, 2021