Danny Durden's definitions

Geary

A BeefCake condition, in the post COVID era, whereby desirable males are somewhat weary, sexually. (Obviously only a heterosexual phenomenon)

A very specific form of sexual frustration has emerged recently; it's known as Geary, or geariness, as in, his gear needs to find suitable accommodation.

by Danny Durden June 29, 2023

Mayn't

May Not (contraction form) (previously undiscovered)

You mayn't use my wallet to pay for that crap.

by Danny Durden June 29, 2023

Milk Snack

Any delicious foodstuffs that make a good accompaniment for the feature, nutritionally, The Milk

While traditionally a coffee go-with, stroopwafels make for an amazing Milk Snack.

by Danny Durden December 20, 2022

Dink

referring to the particularly WITLESS human, with no discernable spine nor character.

The guy felt like a dink after his girlfriend took care of everything.

by Danny Durden August 15, 2021

Noodle

A penis, tired from already performing,

and ejaculating, incapable erection until resting sufficiently.

She was glad to grab her toy since all her partner had left was his soft Noodle.

by Danny Durden May 27, 2021

Chess Pigeon

noun.
A person who, analogously, kicks over the chess board, and struts around, acting like a winner, when nothing but a mess happened.

That fool really fumbled the presentation, then actually acted as though they saved the day...what a friggin Chess Pigeon.

by Danny Durden May 27, 2021

Female Ego

An elusive and taboo notion, known to exist, but never proven to be worthy of note.

The Female Ego has not been adequately explained nor explored.

by Danny Durden May 26, 2021