Danny Durden's definitions

Bad Beat

In gambling, when it would appear the outcome of an event is virtually decided, and suddenly, at the very last, ( or near very last) moment, the script gets flipped, and the predicted winning ticket is now a LOSER.

He suffered a Bad Beat when his horse, who was about to win the race, jumped a shadow, and fell into the rail, dislodging the jockey, interestingly, in the shadow of the finish line, disqualified.

by Danny Durden May 26, 2021

Mayn't

May Not (contraction form) (previously undiscovered)

You mayn't use my wallet to pay for that crap.

by Danny Durden June 29, 2023

Milk Snack

Any delicious foodstuffs that make a good accompaniment for the feature, nutritionally, The Milk

While traditionally a coffee go-with, stroopwafels make for an amazing Milk Snack.

by Danny Durden December 20, 2022

Comma Banking

Moving money with at least one comma in the amount.

You gotta love doing some comma banking; money numbers with commas feel good to the fiscal soul.

by Danny Durden November 20, 2020

Fuzzy buddies

Testicles; the cock is worthless without functionality of these

As she was toying with his fuzzy buddies, the arousal state was peaking as his interest in some coitus was piqued

by Danny Durden August 2, 2020

Nozzlebag

Derivative of douchebag, with the appeal of a fun word. A noticeably unsavory person, with whom you, in general, would prefer not have to mingle with.

That nozzlebag stole the change out of my ashtray.

by Danny Durden September 13, 2020

Wordporn

Composing language, written or oral, so notably titillating that it's somewhat pornographic

The bartender spoke with genuine wordporn; we liked it

by Danny Durden August 7, 2020