Danny Delinquent's definitions

nice guy syndrome

An exasperating social condition. Archetypically, the sufferer is a straight male with lots of female friends, but who cannot get a date or get laid to save his life. This is because every woman he meets, he befriends, and then when he tries to advance out of the 'friend zone' into 'boyfriend territory', he gets a speech to the effect of "I can't sleep with you, you're such a good friend, I don't want to risk our friendship". Typically, the rejecting female friend will then date/fuck other men who are total douchebags, then bitch and moan about them at length to their platonic male friends. Chances are, most of these platonic male friends are either gay, or straight and secretly furious that that mongoloid cracker homunculus fuck gets to fuck her, when he is clearly inferior in every way.

"I have lots of hot female friends, and none of them like me 'that way'. I have nice guy syndrome and I'm not even all that nice."

by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003

tsunami bomb

Killer NorCalian rock'n'roll band, whose singer is not only wicked hot, but can actually sing and write songs that don't suck ass.

When I'm alone with Emily, I know what we should do. And we're gonna need some tissues when we're done, proly.

by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003

the living end

Anything particularly outrageous, absurd, or scandalous. Usually accompanied by a wave of a limp wrist, and used as follows.

"Oh Jackie, you are the living end!"

Meaning: "Oh Jackie, you are so outrageous!"

by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003

girlfriend

Theoretically, a fairly reliable source of gash, among other things.

"I need a fucking girlfriend."

by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003

I'm friends with that!

East Bay slang term, indicating familiarity with and affection towards any given subject. Can also be used in the negative, as in "I'm SO not friends with that" to express distaste for the subject. Similar to being down with that.

"Stay home and smoke a blunt with you instead of going to school? I'm hella good friends with that."

"Dude, they wanted me to stay until midnight, sitting on my thumbs. I'm NOT friends with that."

by Danny Delinquent December 4, 2003

sounds like autotune

Adjective. Used to describe blatantly overprocessed vocals on recordings, or in a more general sense, as a disparaging description of any and all aspects of overproduced records. Refers to a popular pitch-correcting plugin for Pro Tools digital recording systems.

"Someone tell Britney her voice sounds like autotune."

"Dude, could they have compressed the rhythm guitar a little more? This sounds like autotune, man!"

by Danny Delinquent December 16, 2004

San Francisco

A pretty cool town, but overpriced and crowded, with really bad traffic, terrifying hills to drive over, and parking is a royal pain in the ass. Live in the East Bay, go to San Francisco when you need to.

My ex girlfriend paid like $1000 a month for an apartment in Pacific Heights, I pay $750 for an apartment in North Oakland.

by Danny Delinquent August 14, 2003