Definitions by Danny Delinquent

gold plated gap 

A vagina belonging to a woman of unreasonably high standards. Not necessarily stuck up, just having such demanding standards that no one meets them, and consequently the gold plating on her gap tarnishes because she never gets laid.

"You snotty cunt, you totally have a gold plated gap, no one is good enough to stick it. So don't bitch to me about how you need to get laid."

"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."

gold plated gap by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

new york minute 

A very short unit of time. Analogous to about a day in one of those flat, boring, rural states in the middle of the country.

"Dude, you better move fast, that shit is gonna get snapped up in a New York minute."

new york minute by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

fuckstration 

Sexual frustration.

"Sweet fucking Christ, I need to get laid. I'm dying of fuckstration here."

fuckstration by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

need some tissues 

Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up.

"He's got three stacks of Playboys in his room? Man. He's gonna need some tissues."

"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."

need some tissues by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

shyster

Someone greedy, of questionable honesty. A crook or con artist.

"Fuck you, you're not getting a penny from me, you shyster."

shyster by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

polish the rusty sheriff's badge 

Verb. To have anal sex; to fuck someone in the ass.

"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"

polish the rusty sheriff's badge by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

crooked beat 

Noun, sense 1. The offbeat rhythm characteristic to ska and rocksteady.

Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.

Sense 1: "You can only skank to a crooked beat. Put on the Slackers, bro!"

Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."

crooked beat by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003