Definitions by Danny Delinquent

nice guy syndrome 

An exasperating social condition. Archetypically, the sufferer is a straight male with lots of female friends, but who cannot get a date or get laid to save his life. This is because every woman he meets, he befriends, and then when he tries to advance out of the 'friend zone' into 'boyfriend territory', he gets a speech to the effect of "I can't sleep with you, you're such a good friend, I don't want to risk our friendship". Typically, the rejecting female friend will then date/fuck other men who are total douchebags, then bitch and moan about them at length to their platonic male friends. Chances are, most of these platonic male friends are either gay, or straight and secretly furious that that mongoloid cracker homunculus fuck gets to fuck her, when he is clearly inferior in every way.

"I have lots of hot female friends, and none of them like me 'that way'. I have nice guy syndrome and I'm not even all that nice."

nice guy syndrome by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003

I ain't trippin! 

A response to being accused of trippin. Similar in meaning to "No shit!" "I swear to god!" "I'm not kidding!"

"Son, you are straight trippin if you think you're gonna hit that shit."

"I ain't trippin! Watch me work my magic, fool!"

I ain't trippin! by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003

girlfriend 

Theoretically, a fairly reliable source of gash, among other things.

"I need a fucking girlfriend."

girlfriend by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003

Johnny Rotten complex 

A behavioral disorder, in which the patient behaves like a complete and utter belligerent arsehole because they are trying, vainly and way too hard, to be as punk as humanly possible. Common among snotty teenagers, but most outgrow it.

Kelsey used to be cool, but she developed a Johnny Rotten complex, and now she's this little bitch who tries way too hard to be oi oi punk rawk.

Johnny Rotten complex by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

deedly deedly dee 

Pejorative term first coined by Frank Zappa, used to describe long, boring, wanky guitar solos. Onomotopoeically derived from the three note patterns commonly played by 'virtuoso' guitar soloists.

"Fuck Satriani, all he does is go deedly deedly dee all day. If I wanted to listen to someone jerk off, I would do it myself."

deedly deedly dee by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

wanky 

Masturbatory, typically describes boring music, like 3 minute guitar solos. See also wankish.

"I can't listen to a lot of metal, it has too many wanky solos. I don't give a shit how many hours a day you practice."

wanky by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

wankish

"Wankish" has been used to describe an RPG character's alignment ("what's yer alignment?" "wankish" "as opposed to good or evil?"). But more generally, it indicates a general condition of wankery. Similar to wanky.

"Jimmy says...." "I don't give a fuck what Jimmy says, that wankish cunt can go fuck himself in the arse with a chainsaw."

wankish by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003