Daniel's definitions

U2

A self righteous band imported from overseas. now mainly serves as an advertising campaing for the democratic party. oh, need we mention they've long since gone soft. i think maddox called it best.

"As sanctimonious as U2 tries to be, the reason their faces are lit during the commercial isn't because they're larger-than-life rock stars, but rather, because they're not. When was the last time U2 had a hit? Or a flop? Or anything for that matter? Their last major release was in 2000, an album which was so inconsequential that merely labeling it as such bumps it into a lesser category of sucktitude (but just barely, so eat shit). If their faces weren't lit up, nobody would know who they were except for the most diehard U2 fans, and nobody cares what they think."

-maddox

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by daniel September 16, 2005

aso

a fucking loser who needs a life

wow you r a fucking aso

by daniel January 21, 2004

bitch monger

A person who sells bitches to guys.

She is a bitch monger.

by Daniel April 20, 2003

handraper

person who takes a passed out person's hand and uses it to masturbate with.

Did you hear what Brad did last weekend? He handraped Irene when she was passed out on the couch

by Daniel April 21, 2005

The Shit

The shit is what we like to call something awesome or spectacular.

Have you seen Daniel lately??? Because he is The Shit

by Daniel February 13, 2005

coreplus

An illogical method of teaching math in which word problems and graphs somehow manage to drain previous math ability out of the students. Best part? Oh, about half the colleges around wisconsin don't accept coreplus credits. So much for all that crap you had to do in high school.

There are many theories as to why local schools picked up this program. The most prominent one being that they couldn't afford real math supplies.

It sucks. Don't argue with me untill you've suffered through it.

by Daniel July 28, 2004

beggin'

tight, up and in it, nice

Her ass is beggin'

by Daniel February 9, 2004