Daniel's definitions

chapo

Chapo:a hat,usually described with this word by rich girls mothers,often times used to desribed the mental bond between me and shaina

"Nice chapos,very stylish!Would you like some caviar"

by Daniel October 22, 2004

parent(s)

(1) normally 2 people who fuck and end up having a child they do not want and wish to make the lives miserable of becuz they are pissed they no longger have feedom.

(2) The ones who say they want the best for and tell you they want you to make your own decisions for your life, but when you do they get pissed and ground you and take everything away becuz you didn't take their advice or they are just fuckin jealous assholes, becuz you have more then they had when they were kids!

My g/f parents fuckin dicks! You took her away from me and now I will royaly fuck u up bitches!

by Daniel October 20, 2004

fnuck

slang term for procreation, derived from fuck....To make love furiously with the intent to reproduce.

female talking to friends: Joe fnucked the hell out of me

friends: You mean Fucked right

female: No fnucked...we're trying to get a bun in the oven

friends: Really?

female: Yeah and now I got a suprise for him. *holds up pregnancy test the says in bold letters POSITIVE!!!*

friends: DAMN That mother-fucker done fnucked you all up!

entire group: laugh like crazy.

by Daniel October 19, 2004

Da Fuzz

Da fuzz is those pigs who is always trying to take our grass. But they so stupid dat they don't notice that we grow it everywhere. Also they try to take our weeds! Down wit da fuzz! Heeheehee!

Cheese it! It's da fuzz!

by Daniel October 16, 2004

Bumfluptuous

To be pleasing. To be seen and cause pleasure. To be pretty.

The woman's tits were very bumfluptuous.

Michael Jordan's jump shot is the defintion of bumfluptuous.

by Daniel October 13, 2004

nightwing

nightwing a large memeber of the rat family. often found enjoying a slice of gamerpie while masturbating to man porn at his home pc.

you sir, are a nightwing.

by Daniel October 6, 2004

emotional tampon

Something only women are capable of, and evil enough to do. They fool poor insecure men into thinking they are recieving affection when they never will. They are often used as pillows for tears, or little "I lost my boyfriend and I'm grieving him" dolls. If this happends to you, just tell them to fk off.

John says "This bitch just lost her boyfriend. I think she likes me because she's holding my hand and it feels nice"

Dave says "Haha you're such a loser you emotional tampon! Get a life!"

Then John cries.

by daniel October 3, 2004