Majestic Donga

A watermelon pillow gifted to your friend, who sticks it between their legs and air thrusts

You have a very majestic donga.

I can't believe I got a majestic donga for my birthday!

MAJESTIC DONGAAAA!!

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

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Updog

Not even funny

Person one: Updog
Person two: What's updog?
Person one: Not much what about you?
Person two: Wha- ohhhh

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

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The Failed Abortion

You

You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

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Doueetigssfvnktdvjgghh

What you say when you don't know what to say

Can be written in many different ways, just spam a heap of random letters and if it feels right press send

Person A: Guess what?
Person B: What?
Person A: HE ASKED ME OUT!
Person B ( sad to be lonely but happy for them): sklrawliosicarlrghbljrlrarcklmnenlywloolll
Person A (EXTREMELY EXCITED): ahhhhhhhhdoueetigssfvnktdvjgghh

by Dangly dongolies May 30, 2019

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Poo Pourri

Poo Pourri is the before you go to toilet spray that is proven to trap those embarrassing odours at the source, and, save relationships.

When your little astronauts splash down and make contact with the film, they release Poo Pourri's pleasant aromas, so all those around you can smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils. Yes, it is a real product, and yes, it really works

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

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