Dangly dongolies's definitions

Updog

Not even funny

Person one: Updog
Person two: What's updog?
Person one: Not much what about you?
Person two: Wha- ohhhh

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

The Failed Abortion

You

You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Majestic Donga

A watermelon pillow gifted to your friend, who sticks it between their legs and air thrusts

You have a very majestic donga.

I can't believe I got a majestic donga for my birthday!

MAJESTIC DONGAAAA!!

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

November 13th

The day you get to yell penis at a teacher with no punishment

It's November 13th, "OI KENNETH! PENIS!"

by Dangly dongolies November 12, 2019

Poo Pourri

Poo Pourri is the before you go to toilet spray that is proven to trap those embarrassing odours at the source, and, save relationships.

When your little astronauts splash down and make contact with the film, they release Poo Pourri's pleasant aromas, so all those around you can smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils. Yes, it is a real product, and yes, it really works

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Beach Pigeon

A seagull, but for dumb people.

"Hey look, it's a beach Pigeon!"
"A what? Do you mean a seagull?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah I do hahaha"

by Dangly dongolies April 27, 2020

Sixty-six

Spooning but with your heads at the foot end of the bed

I just love to sixty-six

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019