Dangerous K89's definitions

fat

One who is overly obese.

"I'm skinny as fuck."

"No, as that picture shows here, here, and here, you are fat, Justin Sane."

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

government mule

One who is beaten up while Jim Ross is on commentary.

JR: He's getting beat like a government mule!

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

Booger Red

A wacky name for Booker T or the Undertaker created by Jim Ross.

JR: "Booger Red on the offense!"
Lawler: "Can I ask you one question real quick? What in the heck is a Booger Red?"
JR: "I'll tell you tomorrow."

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

wwe style

Wrestling style in which is methodical and very boring while trying to disguise itself as "old school wrestling."

Examples: Triple H, The Undertaker.

JR: Chris Benoit could move up the ranks of WWE once he learns the WWE style.

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

smash mouth

A style of wrestling used only by the untalented hosses of WWE. It consists of slow, powerful moves with lots of clotheslines and punches.

Tazz: "A-Train wrestles a very smash mouth style."

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

unorthodox

Out of the ordinary.

In one Rob Van Dam match:

JR: "Van Dam has a very unorthodox offence."
JR: "RVD with his unorthodox style..."
JR: "Van Dam is very unorthodox."
JR: "Van Dam with an unorthodox kick."
JR: "Van Dam's unorthodox style takes people by surprise."
JR: "Van Dam is about as unorthodox, as unusual, as hard
to figure out as I’ve ever seen."
JR: "We're going to see the unorthodox Rob Van Dam take on the Man Beast, Rhyno right here, folks."

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

educated feet

One who has educated feet uses different types of martial arts kicks in their professional wrestling matches (Unless they are Sean Waltman, who has one).

JR: "Van Dam showcased his educated feet.."
JR: "Van Dam kicks him with those educated feet."
JR: "Van Dam's educated feet came in handy there."
JR: "Educated feet! Educated feet! Educated feet, bah gawd!"

*RVD hits a dropkick*
Lawler: "Go ahead and say it, JR. Educated feet."
JR: "Well, we're not that far from Harvard."

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004