Dangerous K89's definitions

Booger Red

A wacky name for Booker T or the Undertaker created by Jim Ross.

JR: "Booger Red on the offense!"
Lawler: "Can I ask you one question real quick? What in the heck is a Booger Red?"
JR: "I'll tell you tomorrow."

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

wwe style

Wrestling style in which is methodical and very boring while trying to disguise itself as "old school wrestling."

Examples: Triple H, The Undertaker.

JR: Chris Benoit could move up the ranks of WWE once he learns the WWE style.

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

fat

One who is overly obese.

"I'm skinny as fuck."

"No, as that picture shows here, here, and here, you are fat, Justin Sane."

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

educated feet

One who has educated feet uses different types of martial arts kicks in their professional wrestling matches (Unless they are Sean Waltman, who has one).

JR: "Van Dam showcased his educated feet.."
JR: "Van Dam kicks him with those educated feet."
JR: "Van Dam's educated feet came in handy there."
JR: "Educated feet! Educated feet! Educated feet, bah gawd!"

*RVD hits a dropkick*
Lawler: "Go ahead and say it, JR. Educated feet."
JR: "Well, we're not that far from Harvard."

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

scalded dog

One who runs away like a coward. A JRism.

JR: "Triple H is running like a scalded dog from Kane!"
JR: "Batista is running like a scalded dog from good workrate!"
JR: "Orton is running like a scalded dog from charisma!"
JR: "Shawn Michaels is running like a scalded dog from jobbing!"
JR: "La Resistance is running like a scalded dog from personality!"
JR: "Paul Heyman is running like a scalded dog from all of the bounced checks! Bingo hall! Bingo hall!"
JR: "Kevin Nash tries to run like a scalded dog but tears a quad in the process, bah gawd!"
JR: "Jake Roberts tries to run like a scalded dog from heroin! Wait, he is running back to it, BAH GAWD!"

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

smash mouth

A style of wrestling used only by the untalented hosses of WWE. It consists of slow, powerful moves with lots of clotheslines and punches.

Tazz: "A-Train wrestles a very smash mouth style."

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

government mule

One who is beaten up while Jim Ross is on commentary.

JR: He's getting beat like a government mule!

by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004