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Definitions by Dangerous K89

nintendrone 

One who thinks that Nintendo can make a come back. They are delusional.
Bacon: "Gamecube outsold every console this week!"
Sakura: "But it only took a price drop of $100 to do that."
nintendrone by Dangerous K89 March 18, 2004

Booger Red 

A wacky name for Booker T or the Undertaker created by Jim Ross.
JR: "Booger Red on the offense!"
Lawler: "Can I ask you one question real quick? What in the heck is a Booger Red?"
JR: "I'll tell you tomorrow."
Booger Red by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004
One who is overly obese.
"I'm skinny as fuck."

"No, as that picture shows here, here, and here, you are fat, Justin Sane."
fat by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

government mule 

One who is beaten up while Jim Ross is on commentary.
JR: He's getting beat like a government mule!
Wrestling style in which is methodical and very boring while trying to disguise itself as "old school wrestling."

Examples: Triple H, The Undertaker.
JR: Chris Benoit could move up the ranks of WWE once he learns the WWE style.
wwe style by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

smash mouth 

A style of wrestling used only by the untalented hosses of WWE. It consists of slow, powerful moves with lots of clotheslines and punches.
Tazz: "A-Train wrestles a very smash mouth style."
smash mouth by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004

educated feet 

One who has educated feet uses different types of martial arts kicks in their professional wrestling matches (Unless they are Sean Waltman, who has one).
JR: "Van Dam showcased his educated feet.."
JR: "Van Dam kicks him with those educated feet."
JR: "Van Dam's educated feet came in handy there."
JR: "Educated feet! Educated feet! Educated feet, bah gawd!"

*RVD hits a dropkick*
Lawler: "Go ahead and say it, JR. Educated feet."
JR: "Well, we're not that far from Harvard."
educated feet by Dangerous K89 March 17, 2004