The left is just a fancy way of saying you’re so far up your own ass with your ideals that you can’t see the real world. It’s like a bunch of wannabe ''revolutionaries'' who think shouting slogans and waving colorful flags is gonna change anything. They’re the folks who’d rather burn it all down than actually get their hands dirty fixing shit.
Example for ''Left'': Those nutjobs liberals who think communism is the answer while living in their parents' basement, sipping on organic kale smoothies.
by Dan_78653 January 04, 2025
1. countable noun
Short for weblog.
A blog is just a fancy way of saying a digital dump where people spill their thoughts, rants, and whatever crap they think is worth sharing. It's like a public diary, but instead of keeping it under your bed, you throw it out there for the world to see, whether they give a fuck or not.
Short for weblog.
A blog is just a fancy way of saying a digital dump where people spill their thoughts, rants, and whatever crap they think is worth sharing. It's like a public diary, but instead of keeping it under your bed, you throw it out there for the world to see, whether they give a fuck or not.
by Dan_78653 January 03, 2025
Uncountable noun.
Roadkill is basically the squished-up remains of some poor critter that got itself flattened by a car. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oops, you should've looked both ways, dumbass!"
Roadkill is basically the squished-up remains of some poor critter that got itself flattened by a car. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oops, you should've looked both ways, dumbass!"
Example: "I hit that raccoon so hard, it looked like it was auditioning for a horror flick—total roadkill carnage!"
by Dan_78653 January 03, 2025
Example for fig: ''My grandma used to bring me figs from her garden before some idiot in a truck turned her into roadkill.''
by Dan_78653 January 03, 2025
The phrase "as soon as" means you’re ready to jump on something the moment it happens, like a dog on a bone.
by Dan_78653 January 03, 2025
Kamala Harris is liberal nutcase who says she's a nigga, but she's just an Indian with a screw loose. She crawled her way to VP by riding the old perv Joe’s coattails, but good luck finding anyone to suck off for the presidency. The only folks backing her are the same liberal faggots who can’t tell their ass from a hole in the ground and who think socialism is a good idea. Seriously, how does this woman even function? She’s dumber than a bag of rocks and twice as annoying.
by Dan_78653 January 03, 2025
Iowa is the place where corn grows taller than your IQ and the only thing flatter than the landscape is the conversation. You ever been to Iowa? You could scream "Yeehaw!" and the cows would just look at you like, "What the hell's wrong with this idiot?"
by Dan_78653 January 04, 2025