chavilicious

Something that makes a person look like a chav - clothing, cars etc.

Chav: look at my new spoilers and alloys
Non-chav: that looks so chavilicious!

by Dan1456 February 02, 2008

dorkus malorkus

An insult that originates from the Simpsons where Bart calls Lisa a "dorkus malorkus" which he tells her is Latin.

Bob: Uhhh where is my car?

Frank: It's right in front of you. You're what they call a "dorkus malorkus"

by Dan1456 February 02, 2008

hotmail

A mailing system delivered by Microsoft that gives you spam on toast in the morning and then feeds you junk in the evening.

Alex: Dude, I keep receiving fresh spam all the time in my hotmail account
Ben: It's called Hot-Mail for a reason - it serves freshly cooked spam all day long.
Alex: My bad

by Dan1456 February 02, 2008

Bush league

Used to describe something shoddy or rubbish.

G.W.Bush: My fellow Americans, my days as President have been Bush league

by Dan1456 February 02, 2008

dear diary

The words at the beginning of a diary entry written by someone who can't think of anything to write or thinks their diary is alive.

Dear diary... today was the worst and best day of my life.

To conclude, my dearest diary, I spent all day in McDonalds with some chavs.

by Dan1456 February 02, 2008

linux geek

A fan of the Linux operating system stereotyped to be a geek because of the need to memorise hundreds if not thousands of commands to actually use the computer.

They are usually very defensive of their operating system and hate Windows users and Mac addicts alike.

Windows user: I'm just going to play Rome:Total War now
Mac user: I think I'll edit some photos or create a movie perhaps
Linux geek: I can't play games or edit photos. I'll entertain myself memorising some cryptic commands - that will help me succeed in life

by Dan1456 February 02, 2008

remtard

Combination of "remedial" and "retard" that insults a persons intelligence

Dave: "uh where did I put my pen"

George: "You're such a remtard man"

by Dan1456 February 02, 2008